 | The supreme leader of all COBRA legions is convinced that it is his destiny to rule the world with an iron hand! He stands at the very center of his own universe, smugly congratulating himself on his use of greed and fear to achieve his terrible aims. Ruthless and unimaginative, self-involved and unrepentant, vengeful and unforgiving, he combines the worst traits of humanity with the moral rectitude of a corporate executive, the honesty of a politician, and the compassion of an HMO administrator. His battlefield command uniform is actually an artfully disguised suit of high-tech armor. The "fabric" parts are laminates of flexible bulletproof polymer composites and the helmet is bonded with beryllium steel plates. The suit is completely airtight, climate controlled, solvent resistant, ray-shielded, and impervious to boring insects. It has long been suspected that the helmet contains an anti-tamper device wired to plastic explosives.
"How can the G. I. JOE team expect to beat my legions? They are barely paid minimum wage and all their equipment is built by the lowest bidder!"
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