(Squeeze his legs, and Gomez thrust his arm out and waves his sword!)
Name: Gomez Addams
Appearance: Dashing good looks, highlighted by a suave and perfect mustache. Athletic, muscular, and an impeccably dapper dresser. Never without his trusty sword nearby.
Hobbies: Fencing, dancing, acrobatics, sumo wrestling, lion taming, piranha breeding, blowing up trains (scale model and life-size).
Quote: "Eureka! That’s a capital idea, old man. It’ll make everyone just miserable!"
Personality: Gomez Addams has more energy and enthusiasm for life than nay man on earth. He’s dedicated to enjoying every second of every day no matter what anyone else thinks. Of course his idea of what’s fun is just a little twisted. Gomez is always working at breakneck speed on a bizarre variety of mindboggling schemes. He must do something right, since he’s known as an ingenious businessman who has amassed a huge fortune. An expert swordsman, he possesses superhuman physical abilities that allow him to leap about with reckless abandon and move at impossibly fast speeds.