I.N.S. Alien Profile / Case #889343-C
Subject: Connie Conehead
Distinguishing Features: Conical-shaped head, bald.
Residence: Patterson, New Jersey
Occupation: Typical American Teenager
Mid Atlantic District Office Report. Subject is the offspring of Beldar and Prymaat Conehead (reference files 889343-B and 889343-P). Though she is not in direct violation of I.N.S. code, Connie is considered an accomplice – and as such, should be apprehended. While under surveillance, she has been observed consuming mass quantities of light bulbs with waffles. Proceed with extreme caution. Possible connections with one Ronald Guestsetter, a high school student and mechanic who is also under investigation. Agent Seedling has ordered this file and the Conehead parent files flagged at all Red Levels. Subject has been known to frequent fast food establishments, record stores and conspire in other typical American teenage activities. Advise staking out the mall.