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Postby yamivash 0 » Mon Dec 06, 2010 1:09 am

An area to compile some of the dumb and vile .

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Postby Aesthetikz » Mon Dec 06, 2010 2:28 am

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Postby therapist » Mon Dec 06, 2010 2:32 am

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Gunna have to pick this up for my daughters this christmas.
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Postby RexLewis85 » Mon Dec 06, 2010 3:07 pm

Whats sad is my daughter would probably really enjoy something like that. She'll be turning two on the 19th. :bday:
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Postby Wesr » Mon Dec 06, 2010 7:54 pm

Therapist wrote:Image
Gunna have to pick this up for my daughters this christmas.


The sad thing is I can see you really doing it too lol. They actually made full size stripper poles for kids but called them somethign else. needless to say they didnt' stay on the market long. I love the facial expression on that punisher :lol: it looks like he needs more fiber in his diet... the other comment i cannot make on this forum :D
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Postby leafman343 » Tue Dec 07, 2010 10:26 pm

That Superman has to be photoshopped

However, I think Punisher needs to see a doctor, it looks like it might have been longer than 4 hours..
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Postby Wesr » Tue Dec 07, 2010 10:39 pm

leafman343 wrote:That Superman has to be photoshopped

However, I think Punisher needs to see a doctor, it looks like it might have been longer than 4 hours..


That would explain that look on his face. there are some vintage toys i have to try and find pics of and post. one is a C3p0 tape dispenser where he's got is legs spread and the roll of take is his crotch.
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Postby therapist » Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:29 pm

http://m.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%253A ... 2a&refid=0

Coouldnt find any pictures but here's a video to the worst dolls I've ever seen.

BTW this guys videos are pretty much all about toy fail.
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Postby hawkeye » Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:50 pm

Aesthetikz wrote:Image
Best. Figure. Ever.

I would buy this just to have it!
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Postby Darththomas » Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:57 am

I've only just noticed, "you can shave the baby" :lol: , WTF??
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Postby The Real Question » Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:00 am

hawkeye wrote:
Aesthetikz wrote:Image
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I would buy this just to have it!
Cracked.com does a list like this.


i had the blue variant.
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Postby 3bcustoms » Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:50 pm

yamivash 0 wrote:An area to compile some of the dumb and vile .

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I guess we should be glad it's not WOODY :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby bobtheodd » Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:57 pm

Aesthetikz wrote:Image
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I think the best part is that the package says "power pistol" :lol:
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Postby Wesr » Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:59 pm

bobtheodd wrote:
Aesthetikz wrote:Image
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I think the best part is that the package says "power pistol" :lol:


I'm afraid to see what you have to squeeze to make it fire.
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Re: Dirty Toys, that sounded gross... just look inside ..DOH

Postby bobtheodd » Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:51 pm

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I'm afraid to see what you have to squeeze to make it fire.

I'm not sure, but you should probably be wearing a rubber glove when you do it.
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