by Modern_Messiah » Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:19 pm
ok, this isn't to do with it, but it's pretty funny:-
A woman walks into a bar and sees this guy sitting at the bar and thinks she could maybe pull him. She goes over to him and sits down. She asks him: "so, watcha drinking?"
He replies, happily, "Magic beer."
"Prove it, she says."
So, the man gets off from the stool and flies around the building three times. She says "OH MY GOD! I want some of that beer.!"
So he lets her have a sip and then she jumps out of the window, falls 30 storeys and dies.
The bartender says: "Superman you are such a monkey when you are drunk".
DO NOT ASK ME WHY A BAR WAS 30 STOREYS UP.
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