Dr Nightmare wrote:Lol...another! Apparently everyone hates Superman so here we go:
Wolverine: "Hold still, he's right on your cheek...man quit being a baby it's just a red & blue spider!"
Dr Nightmare wrote:Oh man...thanks to TMB for sending me his Alfred!
Alfred: Back to our old tricks, are we Master Bruce? So shall I serve the turkey and pour the wine, or will it be Jello shots down in the Batcave again? Perhaps some sort of fresh and funky techno music? Shall I retrieve the giant novelty-sized-
Wiccan: Whoa whoa whoa! I'm just here to pick-up Robin for soccer-practice!
Alfred: Soccer? Oh, Master Bruce loves soccer, especially when they achieve those bloody difficult high-kicks, muscles bulging, their short-shorts flapping in the wind-
Batman: Shut up, Alfred, just...just shut up.
(warning, crude humor xD)
Batman: Alfred, could you entertain my guest for a a few minutes?
Alfred: Certainly, Master Bruce. "The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout. Down came the rain and-"
Wiccan: Dude, I'm 20 years old.
Alfred: Ah, seems Master Bruce is taking them a smidgeon older now. I remember when young D'ick was bouncing and frolicking through all the hallways, to and fro, to and fro! You could not take one step without young D'ick crossing your path! Oh what a wonderous-
Batman: ALFRED! SHUT THE HELL UP, OLD MAN!
Wiccan: Come on, Batman! We'll miss the Fairy-cup rides at the carnival!
Batman: I swear on my parents grave, Alfred, if you make one more joke I'm going to have you stripped and sent to West Hollywood after-hours on the night they have their special parade.
Alfred: (holding back laughter) Oh, Sir, after all the shanannigans I've seen here, West Hollywood shall be a snap.
ToymakerB wrote:Dr Nightmare wrote:
Other Spiderlady is one of the newest in the Spider-family, don't know much about her xP
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