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Postby Greymonk » Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:54 pm

Dr Nightmare wrote:Lol...another! Apparently everyone hates Superman so here we go:
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Wolverine: "Hold still, he's right on your cheek...man quit being a baby it's just a red & blue spider!"
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Postby Greymonk » Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:56 pm

These are a blast Doc, thanks!
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Postby Dr Nightmare » Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:31 am

Oh man...thanks to TMB for sending me his Alfred!
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Alfred: Back to our old tricks, are we Master Bruce? So shall I serve the turkey and pour the wine, or will it be Jello shots down in the Batcave again? Perhaps some sort of fresh and funky techno music? Shall I retrieve the giant novelty-sized-
Wiccan: Whoa whoa whoa! I'm just here to pick-up Robin for soccer-practice!
Alfred: Soccer? Oh, Master Bruce loves soccer, especially when they achieve those bloody difficult high-kicks, muscles bulging, their short-shorts flapping in the wind-
Batman: Shut up, Alfred, just...just shut up.

OR

(warning, crude humor xD)

Batman: Alfred, could you entertain my guest for a a few minutes?
Alfred: Certainly, Master Bruce. "The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout. Down came the rain and-"
Wiccan: Dude, I'm 20 years old.
Alfred: Ah, seems Master Bruce is taking them a smidgeon older now. I remember when young D'ick was bouncing and frolicking through all the hallways, to and fro, to and fro! You could not take one step without young D'ick crossing your path! Oh what a wonderous-
Batman: ALFRED! SHUT THE HELL UP, OLD MAN!

OR

Wiccan: Come on, Batman! We'll miss the Fairy-cup rides at the carnival!
Batman: I swear on my parents grave, Alfred, if you make one more joke I'm going to have you stripped and sent to West Hollywood after-hours on the night they have their special parade.
Alfred: (holding back laughter) Oh, Sir, after all the shanannigans I've seen here, West Hollywood shall be a snap.
Batman: ALFRED!!!
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Postby ToymakerB » Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:13 am

Dr Nightmare wrote:Oh man...thanks to TMB for sending me his Alfred!
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Alfred: Back to our old tricks, are we Master Bruce? So shall I serve the turkey and pour the wine, or will it be Jello shots down in the Batcave again? Perhaps some sort of fresh and funky techno music? Shall I retrieve the giant novelty-sized-
Wiccan: Whoa whoa whoa! I'm just here to pick-up Robin for soccer-practice!
Alfred: Soccer? Oh, Master Bruce loves soccer, especially when they achieve those bloody difficult high-kicks, muscles bulging, their short-shorts flapping in the wind-
Batman: Shut up, Alfred, just...just shut up.

OR

(warning, crude humor xD)

Batman: Alfred, could you entertain my guest for a a few minutes?
Alfred: Certainly, Master Bruce. "The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout. Down came the rain and-"
Wiccan: Dude, I'm 20 years old.
Alfred: Ah, seems Master Bruce is taking them a smidgeon older now. I remember when young D'ick was bouncing and frolicking through all the hallways, to and fro, to and fro! You could not take one step without young D'ick crossing your path! Oh what a wonderous-
Batman: ALFRED! SHUT THE HELL UP, OLD MAN!

OR

Wiccan: Come on, Batman! We'll miss the Fairy-cup rides at the carnival!
Batman: I swear on my parents grave, Alfred, if you make one more joke I'm going to have you stripped and sent to West Hollywood after-hours on the night they have their special parade.
Alfred: (holding back laughter) Oh, Sir, after all the shanannigans I've seen here, West Hollywood shall be a snap.
Batman: ALFRED!!!



Wiccan : Hi Jarvis what are you doing here at Wayne manor? Does tony Know?

Alfred : First of all young man My name is Alfred pennyworth the third esquire dot com.

Wiccan : Whoe dude, take it eas....

Alfred : secondly, You tell Jarvis that I saw his OWNER in time square getting the living snot beat out of him by a rather large green fellow. Kept muttering Something smash this something smash that...

Wiccan : Oh SNAP. ol man, Its on now. Jarvis is gonna come over here and your gonna get SERVED.

Batman : Oh for the love of boy scouts.
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Postby cowboyink » Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:32 pm

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Wiccan : So batman when did you hire Tim Curry as your butler
Alfred: WEll I NEVER
Wiccan: Yeah I remeber that line then you say But isn't it nice
Batman: Thats it ,That is it no more young people at the manor I just don't get them...
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Postby Buzzy Fret » Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:26 pm

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Darkseid: I'll let you live so that you can go back to Dr. Nightmare and tell him that only Darkseid may possess the Anti-Crust Equation!


Wasn't Darkseid in search of the Anti-Life Equation in the old New Gods comic?
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Postby Buzzy Fret » Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:32 pm

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Batman: Um Alfred, when we discussed the design of the new Robin costume I specifically said less Wagnerian Ring Cycle!
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Postby Dr Nightmare » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:36 am

Lol, Darkseid and I have some chatting to do :badgrin:

The Alfred is so fraggin' hysterical, the expression on his face is the funniest thing I've ever seen :lol:
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Postby Dr Nightmare » Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:54 am

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Spiderman: Hey guys! :mrgreen:
Wiccan: Felicia, Gwen, MJ...and now 2 spider-babes...all I want is one...
Patriot: I'd settle for half of one...
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Postby Bob-a-Ferret » Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:37 am

Spider man" So boys these the girls you wanted to hang with.. that'll be 900 dollars apiece"
Wiccan " Whoa don't we get a good guy special"
Patriot ""We better leave I have heard bad things about female spiders"
SpiderwomanIII "they'r kind of cute
Jessica drew "wait till they get a wiff of my pheromones I'll be loaded
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Postby Kern » Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:26 pm

SBQ - Who's the Spidergal in black?


...And, uh, also... why would Wicca be intrested in the ladies...?
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And I know that he has done this deed a thousand time. But not once. No, Sir, not once, not ever has he been thanked!
But no more. For I say to you, "Bravo, Sir! BRAVO!"
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Postby Dr Nightmare » Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:54 pm

Wiccan needs one for a ritual, yes, that is a suitable explanation :P

Other Spiderlady is one of the newest in the Spider-family, don't know much about her xP
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Postby ToymakerB » Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:15 pm

Dr Nightmare wrote:
Other Spiderlady is one of the newest in the Spider-family, don't know much about her xP



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Postby Bob-a-Ferret » Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:39 pm

ToymakerB wrote:
Dr Nightmare wrote:
Other Spiderlady is one of the newest in the Spider-family, don't know much about her xP



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relax TMB I know who she was and was happy to see your beautiful workmanship on such a fine fig. I think Doc is just saying there hasn't been alot of story on the newest member of the Spider woman family.
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Postby Dr Nightmare » Wed Jul 11, 2007 4:15 pm

No, I'm saying I don't know who the heck it is xD But yar, good work.
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