"Now Patty, tell some more 'bout those faaacinatin' cloud photos y' took yesterday"
"Well, this one here looks like a pot of gumbo stew, but if you flip it over it looks like a duck! I tells ya, it is aMAzing.."
Can I have my freaking toys now!?
"These California boys aint got no manners..."
"Nuh-uh none at all! Like I was saying, this cloud looks like John TraVOLta!"
Oh boy, I have no clue how long it must take you guys to check-out at the register with old people everywhere.