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I'll start with one of my favorites.
The CIA had an opening for a new hitman, so they were to interview three potential applicants. The way the interview worked was that each man was brought in for the interview with his wife sitting in the other room. The first man came in and the interviewer said as he handed the man a gun "a good hitman must follow orders unquestioningly. If you really want this job, take this gun, go into the next room and kill your wife". The man took the gun and went into the other room, but not much later he came back out and handed the gun back. "I couldn't do it", he said. The interviewer nodded, telling him the job isn't for everyone and sent the man and his wife on their way. The second man came in and the same scenario came about. He was given a gun and told to kill his wife. Again, he came out of the room, this time in tears. He handed the gun back and said he couldn't do it, and so he and his wife were sent on their way. The third man then came in and was given the same order... take the gun and kill his wife. This time however, as soon as he disappeared into the other room there was a loud "BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!" followed by a moment of silence... followed then by a horrible crashing and screaming that went on for nearly a minute. Finally, the man came out and handed the gun back to the interviewer, shaking his head. "This stupid gun you gave me was full of blanks! I had to beat her to death with the chair"!