Seriously, I thought it would be fun to see how many fun/funny ways we can make up to let Captain Coder know how much we appreciate his hard work of maintaining this site. I thought I'd start with some (very true of course) rumors...
Captain Coder once figured out the secret to resurrection just so he could kill a man twice.
Captain Coder can give an action figure a mean look and it will customize itself.
Captain Coder is the only person in the world to have drop kicked both Batman and Chuck Norris and lived.
The world spins in the opposite direction wherever Captain Coder is walking.
...Don't mess with Captain Coder. He's the boss. He's the guy who made this site and everything we love about it possible.
Thank you, Captain.





