Pestering customizers on Ebay
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Pestering customizers on Ebay

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I ran out of cereal so I figured I'd kill time bothering customizers on Ebay about their customs. You know, like if they say "this is not a real MP3 player, it's just a toy", I'll ask "Does toy play music? My old mp3 player not like to play Michael Bolton music, it freeze up and spit at me, does custom play Michael Bolton?".

Whoever doesn't respond gets to be listed in my little white book. And it's a little Japanese book, it thinks white means Death so you've been warned folks.

Customizers to have passed:
Fireblade Comics (Cool customs, cool comics too!)
Jin Saotome (dude, I want my brilliant inter-locking action on your next custom)
Chih (I don't think he knew I was kidding though, asked how many people would fit inside his Barricade custom...and roap trip to Cuba...)

Posted by Henchmen4Hire
on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
User Comments
VariablePenguin -
Monday, October 15, 2007
I really liked your alliteration on that response.
Henchmen4Hire -
Monday, October 15, 2007
LOL, I'll probably end-up modifying it anyway, add a fusion cannon

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canadian_air_force: "If a certain Odin son were to come around, would this be able to protect me? Would it be able to protect me against robot clones as well?"

Nightmare: This glorious guardian will gallantly grind the gooey guts of any Asgardian with the gall to grapple with you. It's never been tested in battle against robot clones before...what kind of idiot clones a robot anyway! A STUPID idiot, that's who!
VariablePenguin -
Monday, October 15, 2007
I noticed you haven't been pestering me. Maybe you actually want that van...
Henchmen4Hire -
Monday, October 15, 2007
A wise decision, TT
TheTransTorture -
Monday, October 15, 2007
I'm gonna block ya.......just cause you have no money.... .....or cereal.

* EDIT * ....either of which I would accept.
TonyzCustomz -
Monday, October 15, 2007
Just read the one you left to firebladecomics, Funny stuff.
Henchmen4Hire -
Thursday, October 11, 2007
This is what happens when I don't have a job and too much free time :P Who knows what other scheme I'll come-up with next, I may start my own puppet-show and broadcast live from the library after being forced to move in there like all the other bums
VariablePenguin -
Thursday, October 11, 2007
That's some wacky stuff Nightmare. Even for you.
Henchmen4Hire -
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Cool! I'm going to stop doing it though, I got blocked from bidding by a few of the customizers, I guess not everyone shares my brilliant sense of humor

(I type in a foreign "accent" when I ask these folks stuff)
"Listen, I don't understand you so I'm going to block you from bidding to prevent any complications"

(asked about "baggage" and "trunk space" of a motorcycle painted bright yellow [a real motorcycle] after watching 40-year-old Virgin)
"I'm not sure what you mean by "trunk space" since it is a motorcycle, but I assure you, it is a quality custom. Thank you for your interest!"

(wrote a long question, used up almost all the characters allowed in Ebay question field, never mentioned shipping, I got this response)
"I don't ship internationally"

(asked if "it was a Hemi" on a Brawl custom)
"Not sure I understand the question, but please be certain that this is NOT an actual operational vehicle, it is a TOY, please bid accordingly. Thank you."

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Nightmare:
"Hello, I am interested customer, like to know if Allspark Cube have real transforming capabilities as I would like to use to turn Gamecube into replica of Jessica Biel (real Jessica Biel too expensive, not returns my calls). Many thanks"

Firebladecomics:
"The real Allspark is not included in this auction, as it has been destroyed. However, the mini Allspark may in fact transform your Gamecube into Jessica Biel. You can win the auction and find out, but I can't make any guarantees. "
Jin Saotome -
Thursday, October 11, 2007
LMAO! I hope you liked my replies, hehe. Thanks for the questions, I had a good laugh!
Henchmen4Hire -
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Lol, well I know you would respond because you know who I am, I'm looking for people who I've never seen before or don't talk to often. :P
Punstarr -
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
So that was you!!!

Heh, nah I'm kidding. I haven't heard from you, yet at least...
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