this is nice, we don't have cantina music in middle earth.

Superman: "Bruce...I'm not going to turn around..I know you're doing that stupid peace sign thing again".

Batman: "I can see your house from here".
Joker: "Just stick to the Clint Eastwood impersonations.I'll make the jokes around here. Ok..I can't resist..where is it?".

Hulk: "ok...now I'm having some reservations about this whole "Glee" thing the Avengers are trying".
Iron Man: "No really Natasha..that's my escape hatch..little more to the right".

no problem

 thanks

thanks

Aquaman trying to fit in....................just no...........Juuuuuuuuuuust no...............

WILL BATMAN HAVE TO FIGHT DIRTY?(low blow)FIND OUT NEXT WEEK!SAME BAT-TIME!SAME BAT-CHANNEL!

so thats how you killed jason....

those aren't going to explode....are they?

 lol it needs a red wig

cool lindsay lohan toy

kryptonite foot callus

fury's goona pay for this one. when he said he needed the avengers I didn't realize it would be for crowd control at a Justin beiber concert.

lol

sweet

"It's Dremelin' time!!" (too obvious? The shame...)

I swear that used to be bigger before you fell into that acid! I like the green pubes though...

"Erm...A little help?"

"I don't see why we can't just get a plunger for the toilet. I mean, I'm not sure these stains are going to come out this time."

"...My arms are cold.."

Skelletor: "A SMALL WHITE DOG! My only weakness! AARGH! Quickly, get Tom Cruise to use his witchcraft and save me! Argh, too late...dying..ERK...dead!" Beastman: "....Well...I don't think any of us was expecting that..." Evilyn: "...No...Wana' get Chinese?" Beastman: "Kay."

Come on guys....my wife will kill me if I rip another loincloth....you said you'd take it easy this time...sheeeeeesh.

I guess Hawkeye's taking the picture.

Stormtrooper: Lord Vader? Is that you?

don't kill me I beg of you

Where's all the blood?

Iron Man: "Natasha, get your hand out of my ass."

ok so golem decides to commit a murder he goes to a bar to think about it then gets overly drunk and thn justin beiber comes along and golem threatens him with a gun justin screams like the girl he is and colapses onto the groun he dies of fear the as golem decides his jod is dome he has a smoke and anoher drink

the end

cool

Michael: Good thing I get along with others better than those two.

Heads (singing in the tune of "Mr. Sandman"): Mister Boogeyman, I'm so alone, don't have a body to call my own...

see! he used up all our toilet paper!

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Ei- WAIT MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scrpt:Freddy & Jason:disfunctional Parents, Michaelepressed mute Child,

TALK TO THE CLAWWWW!

AKA Marvels Wild Dreams

Gollum soon discovered a new Precious

you might wanna get on the books to make it more fair

umm, ok then

Banner/Hulk: Look Ross..enough with the "I'm thinking routine"...do these jeans make me look fat or what?.

Ross/Rulk: None of this would have happened if you listened to me instead of Stan Lee you boob. You know how many times I've heard "hey buddy..try a little sunscreen next time" yelled at me from passersby? You think you're angry?

Survivor Audition Fail.

Superman: "a little foot powder wouldn't hurt you either Banner..just saying".
Hulk: "look..just heatvision the bunion off and leave the personal hygiene to me..ok"?

Gollum at his agent's office...."so any calls for work come in Reggie"?
Reggie: "I might have you booked for Celebrity Rehab, it depends- Flavor Flav has first dibs at the spot, if he backs out, the producers tell me you're in...or we can try getting you in as an American Idol judge next to Nicki Minaj..Cowell says it might work?".
Gollum: "Peter Jackson typecast me didn't he?".
Reggie: "I'm doing the best I can Gee-baby".

Clown Mask City Hunter Predator: "worked for Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight...intimidating right?".
Tracker Predator: "Now I understand why you got your arm cut off by Danny Glover".
Clown Mask City Hunter Predator: "want some candy?".
Tracker Predator: "ugh".

"Now, that's what I call an ugly motherf**ker."

DC and Marvel present their next cross over with a "What If" series. First story, what if Superman wasn't a hero but the podiatrist of heroes.

After shoving venom into red hulks arm pit, he could only say one thing. Uncle, UNCLE!

HULK SMASH STUPID UNDERWEAR ON THE OUTSIDE MAN!!!!!