ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS OF MCDONALDLAND! The Professor has had yet another escape from his lab. The mutants known as the Fish McBites have escaped custody. Citizens are warned to be on the lookout for these creatures. If you see any of these creatures, call the authorities immediately, do not attempt to capture them, repeat DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAPTURE THESE CREATURES. They are extremely dangerous fish/spider/human mutant hybrids that have already claimed the lives of 17 victims.
As soon as I saw the commercial for Fish McBites, I knew I was going to have a new addition to my McDonaldland series. I remembered having some of those Sea Creature packs from Episode 1 in storage, so I started with those. I cut the claws and eyes off the pieces I didn't use and randomly added them to each fish. To the two "groupers" I added a wire "neck" to which I sculpted green stuff and added the heads. For the zombie fish, I added the face from Desaad, sculpted with milliput to match, and to the devil fish I used the goblin head from a Spawn figure.
These are the types of works-of-art that I most look forward to seeing on the Realm. Thank you, brother, for expanding our horizon and inspiring us!