Instrument: Drums
Age: Old enough to wipe my own butt
Height: Almost tall
Weight: Total fat bad person
(Answer in TTE bio: Almost Fat)
Eye color: Crimson
Home planet: The Wide World of Sports
Favorite food: Goat toast
Favorite Beverage: Beaver Slurpee
Favorite Color: Clear
Favorite T.V. show: The Price is Right
Favorite movie: Goodfellas
Last book read: Autobiography of Spuds MacKenzie
Last book written: Dog's Digest
Hobbies: Clubbing, BBQ, Cleavage, Pretending
Last raped orifice: The Popes nose
Favorite celebrity: King Kong
When I get Mad: I smash, squash, beat, pound, crush, slam, and pass out, much like the blackout of a violent drunk, upon awakening, I forgot why I was mad.
Dreams or goals: Daydreams, 137 goals
Philosophy: Live until you die or live as long as you can live
Accomplishments: I ate the whole thing
What shames me: Having soiled pants
On dates I like to: Ramajama
Quote: "I wish people would leave me alone"
Jizmak became master of the "great beating machine" after the horrible death of former GWAR drummer Nippleus Erectus.
Made from figure parts above and Aves Fixit Sculpt. Added faux hair. The war hammer was made entirely from scratch: Super Sculpey, hemp robe and plastic tubing. Harded sculpt I have done but WELL WORTH IT.
Perfect work as usual, TP.
They are ALL good, I love 'em - keep 'em coming !
You should use this as a reference pic when you show them.....