This custom Figure Is made in honor of our future world emperor, Dr. Phineas Waldolf Steel.
If you do not know about this man, well, at least the figure can be a start.
I based this figure on the outfit he was waring towards the end of his set at the Key club, a couple years back.
But the figure was another story.
The figure I had gotten last year at a garage sale for a quarter. When I had gotten home, the head broke off. It sat in a drawer, until I discovered Fixit Sculpt. I was able to fix the neck joint with it. Then, I went to work.
I took my dremel, and sanded down the big beard on his face, as well as the legs, cause they looked like football pants. After I sanded it all down, I took more Fixit, and I made the bottoms of the pants bell out, and platforms for the boots. I also used the fixit to make the beard, and goggles that the Good Doctor wears. I also used a wood burner tool to make the mouth.
Then surgery on the left arm. The way the fist was facing was at a weird angle, so I cut it at the elbow, and rotated the forearm. I then drilled holes in each end, and used Fixit to re attach the pieces. I then drilled a hole into the fist to hold the microphone.
The microphone was made entirely out of Fixit.
Suspenders were made of faux brown suede, and Screwed into place. The entire body was then painted, and put back together.
I normally end up selling my custom figures, but I won't ever sell this guy.
For reference I posted a pic of him at the set he did at the key club.
LAMENT FOR A TOY FACTORY
By Dr. Steel
Once upon a time
On the assembly line
Ran my brilliant designs
Made of plastic
Then the factory called me
Said “We are appalled we feel
Your new designs are too drastic.”
What? Babies with buzz saws?
The bankers in charge
They lacked vision and imagination.
Challenge me, will you? Well, I’ll show you all!
I’ll see to it this wretched company falls.
I’m not just some nobody here doing time
You fat bastards need me and my brilliant mind!
so…they fired me.
All through the night
As I wept, I packed my explosives
dollies with knives
And gasoline filled super-soakers
Deep in my mind
My revenge grew ever corrosive
I invaded the building with my army of toys
As a fire rang out with a deafening noise, I screamed
“I am the nightmare that crushes your dreams
I’m the greatest creator this world’s ever seen!”
Cackle as the fire crackles
As the toys attack ‘em till they all fall down.
Climbing to the top, I hear a helicopter
Talking to me as the cops surround
Every corner of the factory
Gasoline. It’s either them or me
Them or me!
All through the night
As I laughed, I set off my explosives
But alas I was detained
And they labeled me criminally insane.