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Shittin her pants in the correct place.

This constipation is killing me!!!!

"Hey, sis, don't kill me or anything, but I took a bite out of the Snickers bar that you left just sitting in the toilet".

Hidey Ho! Everybuddy! I'm Mr. Hanky! Oh snap, look out b'hind you or you're gonna end up deader on the toilet than Elvis!!!

Buffy: Hey there Mr Pointy...wanna go into the sheath?
Dawn: Did you say Sheath? Here's your kni...oh you meant that "Sheath..."

"I'm tired of using the litter box buffy! I wanna go...like a real person."

put that down,,,I'm sure the exlax will work

"So A single stripe means Negative!? Whew, that was close!!"

"nothing beats a Baby Ruth while on the toilet after a hard day of vampire killing"
"Girl I know you took the last Baby Ruth!"
"Shut up!"
"I CUT CHOO!!!!!!"

Buffy hadn't even had time to light her customary toilet cigar