Holiday Special (Spider-Man & Mary Jane) Review
Holiday Special (Spider-Man & Mary Jane)
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I dislike writing negative reviews...
Mary Jane. The mere mention of her name brings up images of fiery red hair, tight yellow sweatshirts, and of the mischevious beauty beyond belief...her tangible version begs to differ - BEGS to differ...
Oh what joy!! I finally found a Mary Jane!! I never dreamed the day would come when I finally got to own the Lady of Lore, Mary Ja- wait a second...this...this isn't Mary Jane!! Aaahh!! What villain decided it would be a great idea to try and represent The Devine Mary Jane with this...this...imposter!! Oh for shame on the vile scum that sought to ruin Mary Jane's perfection with this horrid figure. Mary Jane is NOT as thin as this wiry impostor. Mary Jane is NOT frozen in a robotic position as this shameful attempt is. Mary Jane's hair does NOT have deep grooves in it like this carved plastic shell does. Mary Jane is a voluptuous Goddess, with red hair so rich and light, it actually seems to flow behind her as she gracefully struts among us lesser mortals. We should be turned to putty at her mere presence, not wretch in agony at the disgraceful job done on her...*sigh*...
The only thing that resembles the beloved Mary Jane is the color scheme. At least Toy Biz didn't try change her sunny yellow sweatshirt and her lavendar jeans...I suppose that is nice but they didn't even bother to give her her boots!! Come on now!! That is just pouring salt on my open wound...
The base used for Mary Jane is not the horrible monstrocity I have depicted here. It is actually a nice figure which can be used to make custom versions of your favorite female characters. I made a custom out of her which you can see exclusively at Figurerealm.com.
If you are looking for the sultry seductress that is Mary Jane, then don't bother picking this figure up...you will be better off making your own Mary Jane...
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