Zombie Grimmace (Misc) Custom Action Figure
Custom #:2485
Name:Zombie Grimmace
Custom Type:Action Figure
Toy Series:Misc
Date Added:April 30, 2007
Base Figure:McFarlene Violatter (I think)
Height:6.00 inches
Again a repaint but what an improvement. LOL

The story of Zombie Grimace
Jared was a bit on the chubby side. As he grew up he was made fun of by the kids at school, who called him Fat Albert, Fatso, Blimp Boy, and other things that where overly cruel. He went to tons of fat camps and tried losing weight but all he ever did was get bigger and fatter. At one fat camp he was put on a diet and given special weight loss drugs that had an adverse affect on him, turning his skin purple. He was taken to a hospital but not before some teenagers could give him a new nick name “Jared the Grimace”. At the hospital he met a chalk white boy of the same age named Ronald McDonald. The two became fast friends. They both had been teased once too often.

The doctors tried thousands of treatments, including chemo, but modern medicine could do nothing for Jared. He remained purple and when he returned home everyone started calling him Jared the Grimace and soon after they all forgot his real name and he was just called Grimace. Even his teachers at school would call him Grimace.

One Saturday while sitting at home with his family watching T.V.; a brick was thrown in the front window by a group of men. Wrapped around the brick was a note that read,
Keep the Grimace away from normal people! Or we will you monsters! You are not wanted here!
His father couldn’t handle it, the stress was too much, and he yelled at his son. Then he did the unmentionable: called his own son by the horrible moniker Grimace. Grimace hurt by the betrayal ran away to Ronald’s house. His father, unable to cope with his mistake, and the stress of his son’s affliction took his own life.

Ronald consoled his friend and did what he could to help him feel better. He got him a job working with him for Ronald’s fathers company. He helped do commercials and got to dress in an outfit that exaggerated his features. Anyway, one day Ronald looses it at a kid who's been taunting him all day - and accidentally kills him. Ronald panics and calls his friends including Grimace to help dispose of the body, which they do in the meat grinder in back of the store.

Ronald, unable to comprehend what had happened, began consoling himself with foods. Grimace joined his friend in eating burgers and shakes until they where stuffed, but the secret sauce added with the kid’s blood caused violent zombifing reactions. Grimace was no exception as he had the most violent reaction. He convulsed, writhed and seized for over an hour as his body began to be malformed even further, before he too died. He too was reborn but not as just a zombie version of himself he now had a giant bone spike protruded from his back, fat and pus spewed out like an erupting zit, around the boney mass. His fat constantly spewing outward leaving a sponge of cartilage and skin, covered in a moldy boil like growth covering his hide. His body had reformed giving him an almost demonically muscular build. The variation in his mutation may have come from the shakes he had eaten with the zombifing burgers.

Grimace got a few commercials for another restaurant, and actually was called by his real name. Rumors of his atrocities may have sparked his interest in this resurgence of interest in airtime, but as he has not said anything about this possible decision, it is pure speculation.

He lived in seclusion in Ronald’s house until he was arrested for eating the fathers of the children Ronald ate. But other charges were added as he tortured his victims by engorging them and turning them in to huge masses, then sucking out their guts through a straw. Cut off from his supply of food he has lost all coherent thought all he can say is feeble sentences. He follows his friend with an unwavering obedience like that of a dog. They have escaped and are on the loose, coming after you!!!

User Comments
JayBlazeXGen -
Monday, March 25, 2013
Creepy but Im sorrowful now,lol This is brilliant,write a story on this dude,send it to get published,a movie even
Shinobitron -
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Makes me want to super size it!
VariablePenguin -
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Nothing stops the Grimace!
Bob-A-Ferret -
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Wow no love for the purple fuzzy shake friend of Ronald and he's my personal favorite.
This is how McD's sees Grimace. Grimace is big, loving, fuzzy purple fellow who's Ronald McDonald's best friend.
This is how I see Grimace. What the crud is Grimace? Is it a he or a she? Is it a beanbag? What?! Grimace is the most esoteric character in history. His name means contortion of the face expressive of pain, contempt, or disgust, yet he's always cheerful. You don't want to be sitting next to this guy at a funeral. He's always smiling and giggling. Talk about embarrassing. And what sort of food is he supposed to represent? The milkshake I suppose. Notice how Grimace represents one of the most cholesterol soaked things on the menu, and he also happens to be the fattest character in the cast. Yet, he's always smiling and no one seems to care that poor Grimace is grossly obese. Not just normally over weight. A big fat! That's unhealthy. So while Ronald dresses your kids like weirdoes, Grimace will make sure they're nice and fat.
And to add to that I named him Jared just to point out that he is no different than a subway dieter, they still get fat it isn't just cholesterol that makes you fat its how much you eat. Lord I hate those subway commercials so full of it it sickening Jared lost weight and they claim its the food not that he was walking 20 miles ten to ten from to get his subway sandwich. Whoohoo you mean exercise has nothing to do with it lets get fat by eating subway. If that’s all you eat you still turn into a fat slob. It’s what you do that matters if he had walked 20 miles to McD's he would have lost weight too. Give me a break people.
Now the zombie can version can make all our days full of more truth death is the only guarantee
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