Hamburgler (Misc) Custom Action Figure
Custom #:2487
Custom Type:Action Figure
Toy Series:Misc
Date Added:April 30, 2007
Base Figure:Legends of the Dark Knight Manbat
Height:7.00 inches
For the construction we had previously scrapped the arms for another figure, removing the webbing. Otherwise smoothed the arms, sculpied a hat, and added a Mr. Fixit trenchcoat.

This was a collaberation between myself and Shane (screen name Bob-A-Ferret).

Hamburgler had an unusual start in life. He had a normal childhood, but had developed a habit of dumpster-diving as a leisuretime activity. He prefered McDonalds because oftentimes there were unused gamepieses to be found amongst the detrius. However, one day he slipped and fell into the used oil reclamation bin. He had no way to know it had been contaminated by Birdy falling in, and dropping one of the contaminated patteys. He got out and when he got home he walshed off, but over the next month, he slowly started to change. Eventuially, his arms and legs had elongated beyond what his musculature could take, and he died in extreme pain of all major muscle groups breaking free of their moorings and cramping. 2 days later the changes had completed, and you see now the results.

The moral of this story? Never go dumpster diving without a buddy. A buddy could have saved him the fall into the grease trap, and allowed him to lead the remainder of a normal life.

User Comments
fastfreddie -
Thursday, May 17, 2007
ROB AND KILL...MAKES SENSE...they rob us of our money when we buy a hamburger, and if we eat too many of will KILL us!! lol
LotA -
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Great feedback, everyone!
Thanks. I feel that where one can one should, and I just wish it had occured to me during the competition. (I intend eventuially to take pictures of the updated "tie" and post them)
Bob-A-Ferret -
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
I love this fig and think it has only gotten better since yougave him the noose instead of the rubberband tie. It is extra cool that you hand made the rope for the noose too.
Well here is my 10 cents on this character
McD's take on Hamburglar. Hamburglar is a fun-loving prankster and McDonald's resident mischief-maker. He loves McDonald's hamburgers and cheeseburgers more than anything and we will do almost anything to get one.
My take. Last but (and very truly least), we have the most surreal and all-around evil of the characters. The Hamburgler. Firstly, the only thing this one can say is 'Rubble Rubble'. Really fast; Last week I got the sound recorder on the PC going and slowed him down. Turns out he's actually saying 'Rob & Kill', 'Rob & Kill'. It could have been 'Rob & Bill', his two best friends, but that wouldn't be as freaky. Anyway, awesome lesson for the kiddies. And his clothes tell you exactly where he's been for 'Rob & Kill'. That's the sort of freaky weirdo I want to be associating with kids. At least as a zombie everyone will understand him. cause thats all any of them say that and Brains.
Wednesday, May 9, 2007
that pint job is very very good. You evn got the dirt that zombies have on the white stripes. If only I could do stright lines, . Good job
Unknown User -
Wednesday, May 9, 2007
That Man bat was one of my prized possession many moons ago
Glad to see it in a cool piss take on Hamburglar
Nice one man
Bob-A-Ferret -
Monday, May 7, 2007
I got your fries "ruble ruble skiterskitter grargghhh" they went that way
fastfreddie -
Sunday, May 6, 2007
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