Mcnugget (Marvel Legends) Custom Action Figure
Custom #:41875
Custom Type:Action Figure
Toy Series:Marvel Legends
Creator:Xysma Warhorse  
Date Added:August 17, 2012
Base Figure:Shrieker
Height:7.50 inches
The "Shaman of the Wasteland," James Arch was a priest in the McTemple of Mayor McCheese until a tainted batch of bioengineered McNuggets led to his mutation.
The avian DNA added to the wolf meat to create the chicken flavor was contaminated in a batch of McNuggets, and about 85 citizens of McDonaldland were affected before the batch was identified and recalled. James' mutation was much worse than the other Bird People's, he not only sprouted feathers and a pair of vestigial talons, he also grew a vestigial head out of the side of his face. The "Bird People" as they became known were oppressed by the other mutants, largely due to their even more bizarre appearance, and were eventually placed in labor camps by the other McDonaldland mutants. James became the religious leader of the bird people, while his sister, Birdie, suffering from an avian mutation, became the martial leader. The bird people rebelled against their oppressors, and escaped the labor camps into the Wasteland. The few Bird People that escaped into the Wasteland struggled for years, surviving only due to the leadership of James and Birdie, until they were attacked by a band of Werewolf Women. The Bird People were outnumbered and outgunned, and the Werewolf Women made short work of them. Birdie and James stood back to back fighting the Werewolves, the last two survivors of the massacre. James was blindsided by a werewolf with a flamethrower and was completely engulfed in flame. Seeing her brother die had a tremendous affect on Birdie, and after decapitating two of the werewolves, she flew away, lucky that she was the only of the Birdfolk gifted with wings that gave her the ability to fly. James awoke the next day, thinking he was the last of the Bird People, just as Birdie was certain she was the last. Examining his burned flesh, all remnants of his feathers burned away, James chuckled, "We look like a Mayor-Damned McNugget." Thus McNugget was born, and he struggled through the Wasteland, solitude and horror damaging his psyche until he had reverted to a nearly beastial state. Then, fate would take its course and McNugget came across the remains of a library where he found a readable copy of a tale by the prophet HP Lovecraft called "At the Mountains of Madness." Finding renewed purpose in his life, McNugget wandered the Wasteland preaching the coming of The Old Ones.

I made McNugget from a Shrieker figure, I added the arms from a Jurassic Park toy, the skirt from Skaar, sculpted beak and "hair", the book is the Necronomicon, hood from Turnbull, staff made from the bone that came with the Shrieker with a piece from a McFarlane figure and orb and skull from a Lady Demon accessory.

User Comments
StrangePlanet -
Monday, August 20, 2012
Fascinating. Good design there and a nice execution.
Very nice.
ILoveBelicia -
Sunday, August 19, 2012
awesome stuff dude! didn't see you post this one on facebook
NeCrollector -
Saturday, August 18, 2012
You keep killing me with these beauties, X! This looks like a chicken's worst nightmare! BRILLIANT!
The story is awesome as well...very well told as it adds life to the this masterpiece. Oh, and the light-up eyes!?!? THE BEST!
Ole Jade Jaw -
Saturday, August 18, 2012
Wow man, these just keep getting wilder and more spectacular! Great creative vision dude!!
3bcustoms -
Friday, August 17, 2012
Sometimes you feel like a "NUGGET" sometimes you don't Your killin it with all these McDudes you keep puttin out......"Would you like fries with that"
daredevil96's Sidekick Studio -
Friday, August 17, 2012
Awesome, where do you get these ideas?
Xysma Warhorse -
Saturday, August 18, 2012
The idea for the Dystopian McDonaldland came from Carlton Mellick III in Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland. He came up with the concepts for the Hamburglar and Mayor McCheese, the rest is just my twisted imagination playing in the sandbox Carlton created.
pock63 -
Friday, August 17, 2012
This is awesome! Yet another great custom from this series of yours
GrownNerd -
Friday, August 17, 2012
Another imaginative and just outright creepy and hilarious at the same time. I LOVE your McDonald Land series.
Nuffsaid -
Friday, August 17, 2012
OMG never eating nuggets again
RatedR321 -
Friday, August 17, 2012
PackRatStudios -
Friday, August 17, 2012
HAHA! gross and awesome at the same time...pretty much a chicken nugget!
Xysma Warhorse -
Saturday, August 18, 2012
Dude, that is the best description of a McNugget I've ever heard. Perfect.
Patraw -
Friday, August 17, 2012
This is a brilliant piece; very creative and well executed. When I first saw the thumbnail image, I thought it was a Broken One from Dungeons & Dragons.
Xysma Warhorse -
Saturday, August 18, 2012
It could be a Broken One! I still love to sit and look through my old AD&D Monster Manuals from time to time, very inspirational.
Emmett -
Friday, August 17, 2012
Great figure and great back story!
fastfreddie -
Friday, August 17, 2012
Your storytelling is second to none! This custom creativity is one of the ages!!!
Xysma Warhorse -
Saturday, August 18, 2012
Thanks FF! I enjoy the creating the stories about as much as making the figures.
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