Lets see erm... after watching KICK-ASS 2 or may be being so obsessive with the comic and movie...I thought wouldn't it be great to make a toy set (and animation too) called meet the Kick-Asses???
Before I had this idea of what if Dave Lizewski had a 4 member uniform band called the "KICK-ASSES" of course, but each member where completely different to Dave Lizeski...slightly legitimate to him, but all had one thing in common...they get their ASS KICKED.
Kick-Ass:(lead singer/guitar player.)
Rad-Ass:(rhythm guitar player/backing vocals and radical on skateboard and BMX.)
Bad-Ass:(Bass player/the genuine bad-ass mofo of the group.)
and last but not least
Ass-Kicker:(Drummer of the group/loser of them all.)
In the cold dark night,in New York city, at a place called CBGB's, where a group of heroes called the KICK -ASSES perform their nightly gig,each member wearing their uniform as such.
Kick-Ass on lead guitar, Rad-Ass on rhythm guitar, Bad-Ass on Bass and Ass-Kicker on Drums.
After playing their music to the crowds at CBGB's, the crowd boo at them,so this leads them to do their every night routine, patrol the streets and see if any crime is in progress...sop they walked,and they walked and they walked and they walked and they walked and they walked until a scream ...so the Kick-Asses run towards the scream and see themselves up against four of the MotherF***ker's ninjas,who hold a female captive,they start to fight each other.
So after a hour or a half of fighting...the Kick-Asses have been beaten again WHAT GIVES?!!
and the moral to the story is ...make sure next time when trying to save someone and tackling ninjas, you go into stealth mood and turn off every street lights in sight, so you won't be embarrassed when getting your ass kicked and people won't see it too!!!
Four alien power toys,milliput,acrylic paint,matt cote gloss,foam fabric,maker pens,posca marker and metallic pens.
COMING SOON KICK-ASSES the short animated film ..
(I hope, I am thankfully I got a working computer, that's why I have not been upload new toy figures in a while.)
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