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Sheep. Pigs. What do we really know about these enigmatic creatures? What do they do when the humans aren't looking? Do they dance and sing? Fly with wings? Do they wage war on each other like the food in your refrigerator when the little light goes out? YES! They do! And the time has come to pick a side! PORKS or RAMS! Choose your team because the bacon is about to hit the fan! One thing is certain, no matter who wins, the humans will have a full plate at dinner-time.P.O.R.K.S. | |
 Barnyard Commandos - P.O.R.K.S. Released in 1990 by Playmates Name: Wilde, Hogg Rank: Captain Military Specialty: Double Barrelled Assault Gun Code Phrase: "Urn-tay them into amb-lay hops-cay!" Species: Sus Negativus Breed: Downer Profile: Capt. . . |  Barnyard Commandos - P.O.R.K.S. Released in 1989 by Playmates Name: Chitlins, Tusker Rank: Captain Military Specialty: Submarine Code Phrase: "Ire-fay orpedoes-tay!" Species: Sus Clumsicus Breed: Sinker Profile: Big and clumsy on land, Captain . . . |
 Barnyard Commandos - P.O.R.K.S. Released in 1990 by Playmates Name: Ondahog, Hy Rank: Corporal Military Specialty: Ham-Held Rocket Launcher Code Phrase: "Et's-lay low-bay omething-say up!" Species: Sus Gunghocus Breed: Aggressor Profile: Corpor. . . |  Barnyard Commandos - P.O.R.K.S. Released in 1989 by Playmates Name: Lardo, Hamfat Rank: General Military Specialty: Death Star Laser Code Phrase: "Ut-pay the arms-ray in orbit-ay!" Species: Sus Badtemerus Breed: Stellar Profile: Known to his pl. . . |
 Barnyard Commandos - P.O.R.K.S. Released in 1990 by Playmates Name: Gunner, Piggyback Rank: Major Military Specialty: Long-Range Artillery Gun Code Phrase: "Et's-lay urt-hay some ams-ray oday-tay!" Species: Sus Thickheadicus Breed: Stubborn Prof. . . |  |
 |  Barnyard Commandos - P.O.R.K.S. Released in 1989 by Playmates Name: O'Bacon, Side Rank: Private Military Specialty: Flame Thrower Code Phrase: "Inge-say the eep-shay!" Species: Sus Highclassicus Breed: Blazo Profile: Private O'Bacon woke up in . . . |
 Barnyard Commandos - P.O.R.K.S. Released in 1989 by Playmates Name: Sweet, Shoat N. Rank: Sergeant Military Specialty: Anti-Aircraft Gunner Code Phrase: "Eat-ay ot-hay ill-sway, arms-ray!" Species: Sus Conartista Breed: Squinter Profile: Fast-t. . . |  Barnyard Commandos - P.O.R.K.S. Released in 1990 by Playmates Name: McBacon, Blaster Rank: Staff Sergeant Military Specialty: Heat-Seeking Rocket Copter Code Phrase: "Ime-tay to aste-tay ockets-ray you ams-ray!" Species: Sus Nauseoustiva Breed: L. . . |
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 |  Barnyard Commandos - R.A.M.S. Released in 1990 by Playmates Name: Muttonchop, Missiles Rank: Commander Military Specialty: Laser-Directed Swill Blaster Code Phrase: "Haab-ere's a swaab-ill showaab-er, porkaab-face!" Species: Ovis Gustocus Breed:. . . |
 Barnyard Commandos - R.A.M.S. Released in 1989 by Playmates Name: Cardigan, Fleece Rank: Commodore Military Specialty: Swamp Fighter Code Phrase: "Waab-allow in maab-ud, paab-igs!" Species: Ovis Aquastagna Breed: Mudder Profile: Commodore Car. . . |  |
 Barnyard Commandos - R.A.M.S. Released in 1989 by Playmates Name: Mutton, Legger Rank: Major Military Specialty: Guided Missile Launcher Code Phrase: "Laab-et's maab-ake graab-ound paab-ork!" Species: Ovis Conservatus Breed: Myopic Profile: M. . . |  |
 Barnyard Commandos - R.A.M.S. Released in 1989 by Playmates Name: Pendleton, Fluff Rank: Pilot Military Specialty: Night Fighter Jet Code Phrase: "Baab-omb the paab-ig paab-en!" Species: Ovis Slapstickus Breed: Highland Flier Profile: Pilot P. . . |  Barnyard Commandos - R.A.M.S. Released in 1990 by Playmates Name: Bellwether, Bull Rank: Private Military Specialty: Short-Range Pork Bomber Code Phrase: "Naab-ow I waab-ill deaab-story someaab-thing!" Species: Ovis Cluelesstiva Breed: Plodder . . . |
 Barnyard Commandos - R.A.M.S. Released in 1990 by Playmates When the R.A.M.S. roll out the Ram Tank and aim the swiveling bacon blaster gun… Get ready for a barnyard barbeque! Ram-tough, rough-shod weapon includes: * Sausage grinding treads that pig s. . . |  Barnyard Commandos - R.A.M.S. Released in 1989 by Playmates Name: Woolly Pullover Rank: Sergeant Military Specialty: Bazooka Code Phrase: "Slaab-op the haab-ogs!" Species: Ovis Rambeaux Breed: Stellar Profile: Sergeant Pullover has one solution for . . . |
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