What happens when Silver Surfer hears one too many nude Dr Manhattan jokes...

I know the movie sucked. I know Jessica Alba looked weird with her hair like that. I know the guy who played the human torch is the same guy that's playing Captain America which means any chance of a sequel is shot to hell. I'm tired of hearing it ok?

"I'll keep on kicking all of your butts until one of you jerk-offs gives me back my surfboard!"

Yo' quick dawg! Git hiz kicks!

Grand Theft Auto: Mos Eisley

Kicking Trooper: Look- stop moving will ya? It's still stuck.
Trooper with blaster: I'm telling you let me use the blaster on it. Sir Alec Guinness says we're accurate with them what's to worry about?
Laying Trooper: I've seen you on the range champ. Don't even think about it.

Star Wars Episode 3.5: The Revenge of Cirque de Soleil.

my greatest move ever punching teabag

Good one.

At the recent Minibosses show, Thanos and Apocalypse rule the mosh pit while Cobra guards rock out on their air instruments!

we didn't even know about that pic, its kinda like a sequel

the TSA is getting re-gawd-damned-diculous with their passenger search protocols