That's right..see that tiger behind me? Now you walk into that room full of dukes and earls and tell them you're abdicating the throne to me and kitty doesn't get the royal meal tonight..got it?
Prof X upon comming around from 40 winks "Oh thank god, it was all a dream and Beast you were there but Jean you had gone all blue with bad hair and scott your brother was there far to early for the story and you, you had turned into a big gay satan with a tail argh! it was horrible... X-MEN: ?????
jean- "Oh Scott, darling, I'm sorry I killed you off in x-3, but you were testing horribly with the tweens, we simply had to get you out of the way of mine and Wolvie's love. Besides, how long was I dead this last time before you were making diamond dust with Emma "underwear is a perfectly valid super-costume" Frost!?!"
Clumsy Smurf came in to get his tetanus shot, and Smurfette must've grabbed the syringe full of gamma rays by mistake. The last thing she remembers as the clinic crumbled around her, was the big green thing yelling, "Hulk Smurf Smash!"
The Economic recession hits harshly the Super-hero community. Even veteran crimefighters are taking no risks these days to make ends meet. "I used my intellect and our powers tho make the most of a bad situation. Tomorrow night we'll diner on a single french fry!! -My Hank really knows how to treat a lady!! whoo! -Shut up, skank!!" Said bitter scientist now turned penny less ant-wrangler.
