Hulk this is not how birthday bumps are given...

Iron man invites hulk to a house party at the avengers tower, but the food he gives him is a half eaten kid's cuisine, since there was no other food.

Intruder Tribesman: He followed me home. Can I keep him?
Intruder Chief: No! He will pee on all the floor!
Intruder Tribesman: It doesn't matter! We are hiding in a cave right now!
Intruder Chief: But the smell will give our position to Colton's Adventure Team!

If I close my eyes and say it's all a dream... I'm going to be stabbed to DEATH!!

ArrowGrumbled) Frick'n frack'n millionaire city boy d*#@$*bag
Batman: What's that Oliver?
Arrow: Nice car Bruce.

Great pic! I like the background, the fire and wood, everything works for this shot. That dragon leg can feed an entire village.

Hey Ric, thanks for stopping my little Miniature Figure Realm Theatre presentation.

Tony face palms. Then slowly tip toes away while Thor faces his own personal Ragnarok lol. Nice scene

I know H.R. Geiger thought his alien design was sexy but this goes too far... jk this is hilarious.

Hello caller, your on the line with the love doctor!!!!

Soooo yes,I am the new owner of the playboy mansion.Hugh?a oh well he took a emegency trip to somewhere but he put me on charge of his house,yeah its the truth.who is the first playmate?

NICE

Open your eyes, look at a marine and see. Im a cocoon boy, I need you to kill me...

Excellent figure bro love it.

Range Viper: Stupid BAT! Stop staring and save me!
BAT: Observation: Range Vipers are survivalists. Conclusion: you should be able to save yourself.
Range Viper: But if you save me and tell Skullbuster that I did it myself, I'll tell Overkill that you deserve a weapon upgrade.
BAT: Conclusion: Deal.

BAT: Imperative. Wait while I grab a camera.
Range Viper: Whaaaat aare you taaalking about?!?
BAT: Statement. Tentacle Hentai could provide Cobra with a new revenue stream...

huh. I would have thought one of bb8's parents would be a dyson ball vacuum

it is, r2d2 slept around, and they just told bb8 it was born on vacation to spare it the drama lel

Hahaha! Funny, I think your Agent Carter looks great. She's gorgeous just like on the show.