Karl T. Face

I mean, there are legions of Pimple Faces Teens. Odds are, there are also multiple Buff Mascot Actors.

This is quite a good toy. I love Scumbug. I am not paying that.

 Hey, I just wanted to see if I could fix it. Turns out Speed Paint, cotton swabs, and a shop towel are about all you need.

 Have you seen Eye Guy? Look how they massacred my boy.

 Wow, you're not kidding. I should've worked that in there.

Doesn't sound bad at all. I might make a new hood in red, maybe with a short cape.

I like that the review is 2/3 character study. The toy just isn't that interesting on its own merits. I'd be remiss not to mention Casey Kasem's stellar voice work there, by the way.

Frankly, I'm just happy to have them. The coat looks fine to me (there was a fair bit of variation between films), but I see what you mean about the hair. Frankly, it's so far ahead of the old ones, I could give a damn. Too bad doll stands don't seem to come in this size. Oh well, I can rig something up.