Wolverine Must DIE!

Wolverine Must DIE!
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Off TopicOkay, here's the rules, you come up with any number of ways to kill Wolverine in the most horrible, painful, wouldn't allow in Mortal Kombat, way possible!
I say that this is a great stress reliver and might just help loosen a few creative gears, yeah?

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-Nate-
Seriously, the 80s ruled. I was just young lad myself, barely the age to read. But I remember those years quite fondly. I loved the big-haired rock bands like Whitesnake, Van Halen, Motley Crue, and especially Ratt and Europe (hell I STILL love Ratt, Ratt is the Sh). I loved the toons of the decade: Masters of the Universe, Transformers, Ghostbusters, Thundercats, GI Joe, Ronin Warriors, and others. The Sci-Fi shows were awesome too: Star Trek The Next Generation, Quantum Leap, Friday the 13th, Incredible Hulk, and others.
The movies were the greatest of all-time, my friend. Even if you hate the rest of the decade, no way you could hate classics like: Terminator, Predator, Alien, Robocop, Heavy Metal, Legend, Back to the Future, Lost Boys, Masters of the Universe, Conan, Willow, Star Trek: Wrath of Khan, Return of the Jedi, Superman II, Batman, and so many others.
But the comics were especially cool. The first Crisis on Infinite Earths happened at DC, the first Secret Wars happened at Marvel. Claremont's X-Men was at it's height. The Black Costume Spider-Man issues were happening. John Bryne's run on Fantastic Four and Superman were fantastic. Perez's mythological focused Wonder Woman debuted. The groundbreaking Watchmen and Dark Knight Returns were released. TMNT debuted. I mean come on man! Awesome stuff!
-Nate-
Sadly on my side,I'm young and don't fit in with anybody my age 'cause I'm stuck in the '80s and deppressed.
Seriously though, I'm so tired of hearing how badass Chuck Norris supposedly is. The jokes were kinda funny at first, but folks just won't stop with them now. He's supposed to be a nice guy and all, but the "Chuck Norris is so badass..." stuff really annoys me. I'm not saying folks have to stop quoting the stuff and I'm not saying folks are wrong for being so fanatical about the guy. I'm not even saying that doctorwhoroxs1 was meaning that. I'm just saying that (to me at least), it's all gotten really old. Maybe it's my age catching up to me. I don't mean to come across as grouchy and I'm sorry if I do.
But seriously, there is WAY TOO MUCH Wolverine going in for it's own good. 3 Ongoing titles, 3 team books, a cartoon, and now a movie and video game coming out! COME ON! This is getting way to outta hand. Not to mention that he pops up in everyone else's books ALL THE FREAKING TIME! I used to like Wolverine in the 80s, then the 90s and 2000s just made me sick of him.
-Nate-
really never occurred me that surviving is actually what he does best, since he actually tries to avoid killing
get all of the Superheroes and make them do a fatality on him.
Then watch as they devour him just a little bit faster than his healing factor can compensate for.