Wolverine Must DIE!
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Wolverine Must DIE!

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Okay, here's the rules, you come up with any number of ways to kill Wolverine in the most horrible, painful, wouldn't allow in Mortal Kombat, way possible!

I say that this is a great stress reliver and might just help loosen a few creative gears, yeah?

Posted by Collector1
on Sunday, June 8, 2008
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somebody1 -
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Odd. Maybe its cause of the continuity he had to work with now. I don't even know where he went. I know his novels of the x-men movies (or at least #2) was really good. The only x-men now that even feels like the old comics is the new cartoon, it has more Claremont era refferences than anything I saw.
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Punstarr -
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
The Chris Claremont who came back in the late 90s is not the same writer. I swear he's a pod person disguised as Claremont. His writing is really bad now for some reason. He was great for his original X-Men run but when he came back to write Wolverine... man was it bad.
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Punstarr -
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Cyber, yeah. I meant Cyber.
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somebody1 -
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
I think I'm going to stick to my dvd of old chris x-men stories from the 60s-90s (it goes up to 2005 but why bother? lol). The continuity's so bad even Chris Claremont coming back as writer can't fix it. They ruined what he spent all those years working on.
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BurningDoom -
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Wow, that's hardcore! I vaguelyremember that story. But what I remember involved Skrulls performing surgery on Wolverine. I didn't llike the story I remember, though. I could have sworn I just saw Cyber on the cover of some recent X-Title at the LCS.

-Nate-
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somebody1 -
Monday, February 23, 2009
I quit collecting towards the middle of the age of apocalypse. not sure why now
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Punstarr -
Monday, February 23, 2009
As I recall, Apocalypse melted down Cypher's skin and re-implanted it onto Wolverine's bones and claws in order to make him his horseman Death.
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somebody1 -
Monday, February 23, 2009
how'd he get his metal bones back? last I saw he kept turning into some feral neaderthal form.
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Collector1 -
Monday, February 23, 2009
At least they had a magical McGuffin to form some sort of excuse. Hence why he was able to get his adamantium skeleton back.
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somebody1 -
Monday, February 23, 2009
he used to be such a good character. Marvel's ruined all their lines. I wanted to buy the TPB of Civil war but they want 22.95 for it. THey should reboot the universe from about 1990 and get all the staff they had back then working again to teach these new people how comics should be run. This is part of why I quit collecting back in the mid 90s. between the overblown crossovers and lousy artwork it wasn't worth 2.00 an issue. Especially when you can get them in collections or free online in pdf file now lol. Could he survive being entombed in admantium. O.o regenerating from his hair or dna would be interesting if he didn't have the metal bones at the time. They ruined it when they finally revealed his past. It's up there with the total redo of Nick Fury they did for the Ultimates Universe.
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Punstarr -
Monday, February 23, 2009
Wolverine has regenerated from a single strand of DNA in one story. It's ridiculous.
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somebody1 -
Monday, February 23, 2009
Get an admantium drill bit that's as dull as possible and slowly drill a hole in his head and suck his brain out with a twisty straw. I'm pretty sure he won't grow a new brain.
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Chancellor -
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
well I admit the 80s were good to comics, the beginning of big limited series like secret wars and crisis on infinite earths was important... but some of the style in which some of the movies, and most of the music... was just not appealing to me. sorry, guess it's just a matter of opinion... although I was surprised at how much flak I got for dissing the 80s... no offense though.
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joey1212 -
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
I love quantum leap
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BurningDoom -
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Hush youngling, you know not what you say

Seriously, the 80s ruled. I was just young lad myself, barely the age to read. But I remember those years quite fondly. I loved the big-haired rock bands like Whitesnake, Van Halen, Motley Crue, and especially Ratt and Europe (hell I STILL love Ratt, Ratt is the Sh). I loved the toons of the decade: Masters of the Universe, Transformers, Ghostbusters, Thundercats, GI Joe, Ronin Warriors, and others. The Sci-Fi shows were awesome too: Star Trek The Next Generation, Quantum Leap, Friday the 13th, Incredible Hulk, and others.

The movies were the greatest of all-time, my friend. Even if you hate the rest of the decade, no way you could hate classics like: Terminator, Predator, Alien, Robocop, Heavy Metal, Legend, Back to the Future, Lost Boys, Masters of the Universe, Conan, Willow, Star Trek: Wrath of Khan, Return of the Jedi, Superman II, Batman, and so many others.

But the comics were especially cool. The first Crisis on Infinite Earths happened at DC, the first Secret Wars happened at Marvel. Claremont's X-Men was at it's height. The Black Costume Spider-Man issues were happening. John Bryne's run on Fantastic Four and Superman were fantastic. Perez's mythological focused Wonder Woman debuted. The groundbreaking Watchmen and Dark Knight Returns were released. TMNT debuted. I mean come on man! Awesome stuff!

-Nate-
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leafman343 -
Monday, February 9, 2009
psh, you weren't even alive during the 80's, how can you hate them?
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Chancellor -
Monday, February 9, 2009
I'm 14, and I kinda hate the the 80s...
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evanjones1 -
Monday, February 9, 2009
That would depend on your age.
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Chancellor -
Sunday, February 8, 2009
you're stuck in the 80s? aren't you like, my age?
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MrBlu -
Sunday, February 8, 2009
I agree
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doctorwhoroxs1 -
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Don't worry Punstarr, no matter how old you are you'll always be one cool comic collector.
Sadly on my side,I'm young and don't fit in with anybody my age 'cause I'm stuck in the '80s and deppressed.
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Punstarr -
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Ugh.

Seriously though, I'm so tired of hearing how badass Chuck Norris supposedly is. The jokes were kinda funny at first, but folks just won't stop with them now. He's supposed to be a nice guy and all, but the "Chuck Norris is so badass..." stuff really annoys me. I'm not saying folks have to stop quoting the stuff and I'm not saying folks are wrong for being so fanatical about the guy. I'm not even saying that doctorwhoroxs1 was meaning that. I'm just saying that (to me at least), it's all gotten really old. Maybe it's my age catching up to me. I don't mean to come across as grouchy and I'm sorry if I do.
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doctorwhoroxs1 -
Saturday, February 7, 2009
You forgot about Chuck Norris
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BurningDoom -
Saturday, February 7, 2009
He's like a cockroach, he'll still be alive after the rest of us are picked clean off the planet by the impending zombie apocalype.. There is no killing him. That's why we should just dump him in the middle of a deep ocean trench. The Adamantium we'll keep him from swimming, and it's a long climb up. At least he'd be outta the Marvel Universe for a lifetime or so.

But seriously, there is WAY TOO MUCH Wolverine going in for it's own good. 3 Ongoing titles, 3 team books, a cartoon, and now a movie and video game coming out! COME ON! This is getting way to outta hand. Not to mention that he pops up in everyone else's books ALL THE FREAKING TIME! I used to like Wolverine in the 80s, then the 90s and 2000s just made me sick of him.

-Nate-
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MouthOfMadness -
Friday, January 30, 2009
I got One! They should Keep making Action Figures and Movies and Tv Shows about him Till Fans Lose All Intrest! And then Trick Him In to a Large Microwave and Fry him! Mmmm I smell Burned man walking!
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claws_inc -
Thursday, January 1, 2009
most ppl don't think about that....it's true....damn true!
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MrGore -
Sunday, December 21, 2008
thought the thing he was best at was killing
really never occurred me that surviving is actually what he does best, since he actually tries to avoid killing
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claws_inc -
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Just get the Punisher to do it! BUT.....Wolvie is da man! Best at what he does remember? And that is stay alive!
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MrBlu -
Friday, November 28, 2008
If I had to kill Wolverine I'd stick him to a giant magnet and leave him at the bottom of the ocean,he'll die eventuall.Go back in time and make sure he's never born,or steal that sword from Cyclops and hack his head right off.Again,that's if I HAD to kill Wolverine,I wouldn't actually do it.
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MrGore -
Friday, November 28, 2008
I agree.wow another non wolverine hater, lol
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Chancellor -
Friday, November 28, 2008
I agree.
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MrGore -
Friday, November 28, 2008
but really I'm a wolverine fan, I agree that he's annoying when dressed in x-men uniform, and all x-men fail to beat the great new super villain, then wolvie comes up from his vacation at mandripoor and beats the guy, and recoils the claws in the last moment so he doesn't kill... that's like super lame, but his solo adventures, not wearing uniform, or the tan/brown one that's not associated with x-men, those are cool, wolverine best at what he does, without the x-men
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MrGore -
Friday, November 28, 2008
sub-zero spine rip fatality would work, since it separates the bones, doesn't break then, but then again that's allowed in MK, lol... subsero does that naked, I don't think they'd allow that
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PJ&AudsCustoms -
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
So sick of Wolverine...he's one of Marvel's damn crutches...sort of like Spiderman. Here's what I say...Strap him to a nuke, and have Superman throw it into the sun right before it explodes.
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geki69er -
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Well, he does have that wonderful sword he killed sabertooth with. just cut his bloody head off with it, I think I would stop reading comics if they killed him off but if I were given that task, thats what I would do. the sword I think is forged from his soul or something and negates his healing factor. thats all gravy if you can get close enough to him with it.
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Chancellor -
Saturday, June 14, 2008
word.
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Punstarr -
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Arrange it so he no longer makes Marvel any money. That's the surest way of getting him killed off.
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joey1212 -
Saturday, June 14, 2008
fuse his body to a wall and aim a gaint magnet at him
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DTM -
Thursday, June 12, 2008
ohh, I got one...

get all of the Superheroes and make them do a fatality on him. FINISH HIM!!!
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Figurehead -
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Stake him down to an ant hill filled with hyper-accelerated mutant fire ants.

Then watch as they devour him just a little bit faster than his healing factor can compensate for.
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SUPERGEEK24 -
Sunday, June 8, 2008
sentry thinking he is the void and throws him in the sun
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MrBlu -
Sunday, June 8, 2008
you must really hate wolverine
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