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Ok, so I was heading to interview at a Sears near my house today. I figure I'd walk since I was a nice day (I live in Wisconsin thats rare)... Looked at my watch and I had about 20 minutes to get there, so I started jogging at a fast pace. It was through a very wooded street, then as im running I hear something behind me, chasing me. My first impression I thought it was a dog, from the sound of claws scraping the sidewalk so I quickly turned around to see what it was. I was a freaking Squirrel chasing me. As I turned and slowed down, it just ran to the side and into a tree. I just kept walking keeping an eye on the tree waiting for the little sh*t to snipe me with acorns or something. Never again will I walk through that road LMAO. True story.

I keep gettin sh*t from my friends about it. Figure I'd share it with the world.

Posted by markiemarky
on Wednesday, April 2, 2008
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markiemarky -
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
I used to live in Milwaukee, but I move to Texas about 8 months ago lol I wanna go back
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hush -
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Hey man, you said you live in Wisconsin?!?! What city are you from? I live in Milwaukee. I just moved here about a year ago. Just wondering.
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markiemarky -
Thursday, March 26, 2009
YEa is super late... months later =P
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markiemarky -
Thursday, March 26, 2009
HAHA! Funny, sorry for the super late reply, this is the fist time I've check the thread in a while.
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disturbedfan619 -
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
beware!!!
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SUPERGEEK24 -
Friday, April 11, 2008
and he would drink mountein dew after he take over the world
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QFC. -
Friday, April 11, 2008
Or the figure would come to life and go on a killing rampage to take over the world.
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markiemarky -
Friday, April 11, 2008
Haha yea thats hilarious...

Well on the brighter side I got the job!!!



Id be scared to do that, have Chuck Norris not like it and think its any way inaccurate, then kill you

-OR-

Him like it to much and kill your for it.

Either way your dead.
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cowboyink -
Friday, April 11, 2008
from Maelstrom's page thought it would be appropriate for this threar thou.
http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV1qftdA
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cowboyink -
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
I would but I don't want it to break my legs when im done
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QFC. -
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Some1 needs to do a Chuck Norris Action figure. It would be the best custom EVER!!!
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cowboyink -
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
I'd believe that
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Punstarr -
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
I'd believe that if they guy weren't pushing 70.

He was the man back in the day, though. That I'll admit. Well, almost. Chuck Norris checked for Bruce Lee before he went to sleep, hehe.
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markiemarky -
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Lmao it wasn't me. The thing about the Terminator was hilarious, relieves tension and the fear of death.

You kno I also heard that when the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. So I believe it.


IT STARTS, Poor Russian Dog, Squirrels probably made it into a hat already.
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Punstarr -
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Oy vey. Not the Chuck Norris stuff...
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Kern -
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
News report that a gang of squirrels in Russia the other day attacked and killed a dog.
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cowboyink -
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
if chuck norris is after you don't even stop moving, he doesn't sleep eat or anything, I heard they wanted him to do the terminator movies but then said "no one is gonna believe a robot is that bada++"
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markiemarky -
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Mayb its a conspiracy like that Simpsons episode where the dolphins take over Springfield ( I watch too much TV) Weve got random attacks, the media trying to warn us if the incoming threat! We'll all be living in tree 12/12/2012. Everybody get your Beebe guns ready!

Lmao! Thats even worse than anything I know of, being stalked by chuck norris. Thank you Esbat, I don't think ill get any sleep for the next three weeks. Hey I just noticed your from Laredo, my home town is about an hour north of there in a small town called Carrizo Springs. Cool beans!



Thats no squirrel, thats CHUCK NORRIS!
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Esbat -
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Thats no squirrel, thats CHUCK NORRIS!
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QFC. -
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Do you remember those insurance commercials where the squirrels ran the car off the road? Beware!!
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Punstarr -
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
I got bit by a squirrel when I was 13. True story. Had to get a freakin tetnus shot.

Mind you, this was 17 years ago...
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grimlenking -
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
either way you're lucky to be alive man
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markiemarky -
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Lmao almost, but it was only one. I wanna say more like this...

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grimlenking -
Friday, April 4, 2008
Did it look like this
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cowboyink -
Thursday, April 3, 2008
dude Squirels are the ninjas of the animal kingdom beware
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