Mistaken idenity

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When I Went Back Home To Hawaii A Few Summers Ago I Had An Interisting few min W/ A Group Of Sexy Women & My Friend Travis & My Group From NX Hawaii (Not Like That You Perverts! Keep Your Mind Half Way Out The Gutter).
Well after a few nights backmy friends called me to meet up for dinner & drinks so they picked me up and we left for the night. We had fun catching up as I havent seen them for a few years. After Many drinks & Gaming fun I Told them I'll Be outside having a Smoke.

This was at Dave & Busters In Ward Center I steped out for A smoke & Some Girl Asked Me For A Cig. so I gave her one then she asked me for a light so while lighting her Marlbro I replied "What you want me to smoke it for you too" Jokingly She Looked At me w/ this hard WTF Look then it automatically disappeared she jumped called for her friends (2 other twenty somethings) She Said Look Its Chris She Got Next To Me And Her Friend Snapped A Photo . Im Puzzled ?Chris ?? Who The F Is Chris? She replied "Chris Pontius"
I had Long Hair & Beard (I Dident think nothing of JackAss /Wild Boyz Chris Pontias even though I watch them regulerly )The Line That Was Waiting to get in the club was 7 feet away A Group of Girls started flockin to "Chris Pontius " Well Me Not Being Shy I Said Sorry Im Not Him Sorry ! Well They Dident Believe Me so they started to take pictures & Thats when my homie Travis ( Who Looks Like John Cho Of Harold & Kumar) Steps Out To Meet up W/me & The Rest Of the NX Group That was Leaving the club while saying Thank You! I Took A look @ Travis & Smiled & Said " Come Here! " "Well Ladies Its your Lucky Night ! Have You Seen Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle ? Well Im Hangin W/ My Boy John Cho A.K.A. Harold! " These chicks went Bananasandwitchs Crazy Screaming "Chris " "John"" Take A Picture W/ Me ""Chris Sign My T!ts " Travis Looked Shocked As He's A Good Guy Also A Happy Boyfriend To His Girl I Played The Part Telling the Group Of Hotties "He Just Finished filming Harold & Kumar 2 " So Check It Out Next Summer! Sure I'll Sign That" ( Don't Get Me Wrong I Just Signed A Piece Of Paper OK !) Any Way!

Travis Looked At Me And Said "Bro ! We Gotta Go " While Our Friends Acted Like Security Walked To Us And Said " Chris , John The Truck Is Waiting Down Stairs " We Bolth Said Sorry Ladies We Gotta Go We Have Another Engagement To get To So If You Want To Hang Out Meet Us At Zanzabar In Waikiki We Will Be Their Till Closing" We Had 10 to 15 Women Chase us for autographs & Pics All The way To The Elevator Where We Got In And Told A Group of people That were waiting For It we cut in front and hopped in
" sorry Full " As The Doors Closed I Heard 2 Of The 5 People @ The elevator doors closing say wasent that the Jackass Guy ? & Kumar ? Thats when I heard Travis Say From behind me " No its Harold " As we exited the elevator the group of girls were running to us again Screaming " Chris , John " we walked a bit faster to our friends SUV shaking hands & taking cellphone photos w/ random girls as we entered the truck and drove off . talk about mistaken identity !

Its Always Great To Go Home!