At first fiction,...but now FACT!! WWZ!!!!!

I kill zombie animals for a living.

-Hush.

That Is All The Tips You Need !

So true

It's also a good thing to say after replacing one of your limbs with a new metal prothstiec one.

so true, well luckly for me I know where I can find the nearest chainsaw, plus I have seen the movies and have made notes on what the characters did wrong getting themselves killed

-get in a car and drive
-don't stop for anyone
-don't pick up your girlfriend and mum and head for the nearest pub
-if they've been bitten leave them/kill them
-don't leave the group
-aim for the head
-if you found somewhere safe, don't let the crazy guy talk you into leaving the place
-load up with ammo
-load up with more ammo
-avoid the citys
-check upstairs
-check behind you
-avoid tunnels
-make sure you say "groovey" while holding a double barrell shotgun
-head for alaska

Yeah their all fun and games untill your ripped apart by them

Zombies you say? groovey

Of course there real.

Why do you think Mayor Adam West fills each grave plot in with cement???

You'll thank him when the zombies aren't eating your brains.

lol. rather fight one than deal with any political party.

rather fight a zombie any day than deal with a liberal.

zombies are real though...or is that liberals I'm thinking off? both kinda give me the creeps lol

Here we go...it's a hoax


http://www.softsailor.com/news/2126-swi ... -h1z1.html

while I have more weapons than Deadpool and Cable put together lol.

Hey man, that's not funny. However don't think just because I don't have them now, that I won't have them when the time comes to need them. I'll need some fairly heavy ordinance as well.

AH HA!! I laugh as you get rip to shreds by hordes and hordes of the undead!! MHUWHAA!!!

I'm betting this isn't even a natural strain. My buddy teases me for being paranoid but I'll be right one of these days.

What a terrible time for me to be without weapons. Gah.

I'm a blacksmith by hobby so we have a ton of swords laying around ready to be used lol.

I for one welcome our new zombie overlords.

You've gotta be kidding me right?


EDIT:


Oh man you aren't kidding! This is not good!

Hey I reached 500 posts!!! True dat about the crowbar!

Crow bars are better.

They can smash a skull open real good but is still a tool that can be used to aid you in survial.

Need to get into that swerwer? Crowbar got's your back

Yeah I know, just a joke!



And besides...Blades don't have to be releoded!

awesome... I will have to buy that

Oh yeah it's still in print.

I love the urgent , serious tone of the book.


Plus the weapons seaction is awesome!

is it still in print?... sounds interesting... you should read the web comic : Every Day Decay... you can find it here... its about a zombie apocallypse...

12 guages???

Somebody hasn't read the zombie survial guide.


Check it out folks it's an awesome read

Pretty sure!! Im not bustin your ballz either!

is that true?