girlfriend advice thread

hahahaha, I always knew you were a ladies man, scarlet!!

I am 38 and have had about 9 serious relationships and thousands of "incidents" with ladies, but I can not give you ANY advioce, because I have only just grown up enough to get into a nice, healthy relationship with an uber cool lady!
However, this is my experience of what a girl thinks of us:

1: The sexiest part of a man is his BRAIN. No doubt. Use it, work it out, keep it buff, and she'll think you rock.

2: The best and sexiest form of making out is LAUGHING. Make her laugh, and you will beat every single one of those buff meatheads to the post!

3: McDonalds, KFC and Subway is not "dinner". If you can't afford to take her to a restaurant, suggest somnething else. Cinema always rocks (but ask her if there is anything SHE fancies seeing first!).

4: Learn to COOK! Girls are ONLY impressed by independence ,and any indication that you can look after yourself, no matter how small just helps to prove that you may be able to look after HER too! Ask your Moom for a simple but nice recipe and practice cooking it for your family first.
Remeber: NOBODY DISLIKES SPAGHETTI! (You need recipes, PM me!).

5: Don't just talk, LISTEN too! A lot of it may sound like mindless girl drivel, but it is important to remember the odd thing, and repeat it to her later. ("Oh my god..I don't believe I finally met a guy who LISTENS to me!! " see what I mean??).

Hope these help, and if you don't end up finding a wife through them, heck, you'll have a lot of fun like I did, and you will still be pulling girls 10 -20 years younger than you when you are my age!!!!!

lol. Don't give up. I learned that the hard way with my ex, who I hope to eventually get back.

yo, I gotta story...

so a month ago I was at camp in canda for 3 weeks, right? it's a canoe camp, so the guys go on one trip, and the girls go on another trip. this was my third year up there, so I new some people from my other times there, like this chic, daniela she's this super hot french-canadian girl who I flirt with and try to get every year I go up there. so when I get there, I'm like, awwww yeah, it's business time!

BUT NO! it turned out that my current girlfriend marcella was going to that same camp! and they had got all close and stuff and good friends, but I don't think they even talked about me once on their trip, because when I saw both of them at the end of camp, daniela didn't know that marcella was my gf, and so they started fighting over me!

I wasn't there when they were actually screaming and yelling about it, but my buddy jacob came up to me and told me, "chance, these two girls are fighting over you down on the docks!"

then I'm like, sh!t... and yeah. they got over it, and it ended up in me eventually breaking up with marcella. which I was fine with... I just wish I would've borken up with her before daniela went back to Quebec and now I won't see her for another year!

but I will make it happen next yeah

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lol that would be hilarious if someone actually went through with that idea

we shall call ourselves: The Rappin' Realmers! ... or something like that... maybe The Gangsta' fakas'

Boogie man and anti-gangsta our sigs make us sound like a really lame rap crew lol

yeah... Im keepin that on...

thats too pro dude

ha ha ha... it's true... just edited my sig

that was sad lol top notch you are now officially the anti-gangsta ohh put that is your sig Top-Notch comix aka the anti-gangsta' just kidding your a cool dude

yeeeah! he's like a pop rock in cola... so gangsta' he can't even be here with the rest of us so he never posts! (yes, that's the best I could come up with...)

Dude Coders Gangsta'-ness is over 9000

and captain coder... that guy is gngsta'!...(he can ban us all if we don't appise him!)

I've had high hopes for this guys since he registered his gangasta-ness surpasses all of us (except maybe esbat)

ditto... sorry Cap...

goldenwolf is officially my new role model. screw captain america...

it was more that motivational it was Gangsta' lol

That was one of the... oddest motivational speeches I've ever heard... um... thank you...?

Bro I Look Like Wolverine But I Dig The Punisher I Rock A BP Vest At Work ( NightClub Bouncer) As Long As You Feel Right & you Can Turn Heads your Way Its Never Bad. Just Be Your Self & ( Im Quoting My Self @ 21 Though Im 28 now ) " Bitches Come " Its Universal If You Look Good & Feel Good The Quote Works. Also The another Word to live By Is " Sometimes" Why this Word Because Well It Happends -Example You Hook Up W/ A Random Chick & She Has A Man There You Go - " Sometimes " Also Universal Another Example - I Broke Up A Fist Fight Where I Work And The 2 Guys I Broke Up Starting Fight W/ Me It Happends " Sometimes " So NeverBack Down - Go W/ Your Instincts - Take It On The Chin - It's not Bad To Look Good - Work Hard Party Harder. Words To Live Through . Any Questioning Who I Am or If Im Full Of S#it Go Check My myspace.com/hawaiianpunisher

I JUST REMEMBERED... the reason I part my hair is because of the xmen movie... I was young when it came out... I looked up to cyclops and thus comed my hair like him... yet another reason why Fox SUC.KS!

thats not stupid, stupid is acting like quagmire does to lois.... bad choice....
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dude, my technique for not being just friends with chics I don't wanna be just friends with, is that I pretty much constantly flirt with them. I know that sounds stupid and dumb, and I don't do that now that I'm spoken for, but it's easy and it makes them know that you are vaguely interested in them as a girlfriend possibility.

Im too much trouble to give any advice lol but yeah golden wolf is right be yourself

hey good tip for you man, never wait a while on a chick and then you get the FRIEND CARD! shudder the worst thing you can get because then if you try to make a move then she calls you a jerk and say that you were using her.... yeah

I hate the friend card

dude, the more you talk, the more I begin to like you bro. it's pretty easy to believe you get an assload of tail and have much experience and good advice from it.

so I agree, shaving your head would be better than a comb-over. and if you want, you could like, kind of turn it into a big deal. get people pumped for it, then do it.

Ill keep that in mind... I just don't know if Im cut-out for being bald though

If your rockin A combover in the 9th grade Just shave it off! Bro Get some sun on your dome & Rock a Skullcap It Can't hurt to change your look A bit at a time.
Trust me girls will like you if you be yourself don't be a poser/fake if you see a good looking girl tell her she looks good ! not in a Psycho way im a meaningful way you know from da heart . Brightening her day can brighten your future .

I (would) like to go bowling (if girls liked me... Im the only kid in 9th grade with a combover... )

if you can find a videogame you can play together, your gold. girls like wii

there are board and card games for couples only you can try too!! my lady and I play all the time!!!

haha, yes, I do do that too.

you can just talk with her, no?

hahahaha, ok I'll have to suggest that movie to her. sounds alright. thanks for the wise words tho man!

Bro Im 28 yrs old I Have Been Through A Lot . But A few pieces of knoledge I can give is .
1. stay Shaven the way your woman likes you W/ A touch of your own style .

2. Do Things She wants to do & do things you want to do when your not with her ( You Can Include Her If She Likes What Ever It Is Your Doing With out Her. )

3. For chick Flicks - Most Male Actors in those movies make an action movie watch that one first w/ her or alone then watch the chick flick that helps you get through it better hell you might even like the movie - EXAMPLE :
( Bro the Movie P.S. I Love You - Rocks! Why ? Homeboy From 300 Leonidas Is In It & The Watchman's Jeffery Dean Morgan The Comedian Is Also in There Now you see what im sayin Plus The Story is Cool .) ( Sorry I Can't Help You W / Dirty Dancing I Hate that Movie & I Digg Patrick Swayze Though )

Those Are 3 Tips I Can Give You that are Pretty much Universial For relationships. As For private moments keep them private Never Kiss & Tell ,Kiss & Enjoy!

I hope that Helps Bro.