Vintage video game poetry...update Zelda
Vintage video game poetry...update Zelda
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Off TopicI wrote this one day bored. It is 100% oringal and written by me.
It's not ment to be great poetry but moreso just having fun
Look out it’s the little pink puff
He may not look tough
But he’ll suck you up into his belly
All the enemies are like his personal deli
He will absorb his enemies powers
He’ll climb up to the top of that tower
With a suck
He’ll get a sword to cut
With an inhale
He’ll get a parasail
He can even get lasers
He’ll shoot discs sharp as razors
Battling evil trees and clouds
No matter what, Kirby pleases a crowd
Soon it will be the final battle with King DeeDee
This battle is much harder than the tree
With your wits and courage on your side
Kirby will turn the tide
Kirby will be the winner
Unfortunately he won’t be any trimmer
Please wait...
Posted by
CplHicks on Friday, July 17, 2009
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Legend of Zelda
Oh Link you are on a quest
Your courage and wits will be put to the test
You wield the master sword
With it you must defeat a dark Lord
Use your bombs to find hidden rooms
Hurry up and rescues princess Zelda soon
Hookshots are sure to help
Look out for octocks who stones they will pelt
Moblins will attack a traveler unwary
To survive this quest be sure to collect fairies
In the dungeon don’t get lost
For at the end there will be a boss
The fight will be long
But Link will emerge victorious as he is strong
Strike with your silver arrow
Make that evil Gannon chill right down to his marrow
You will only get one shot
With it Gannon must be stopped
With Gannon defeated the triforce is in good hands
With the triforce and Zelda head back to hyrule lands
I also think a Ghostbusters one would be awesome!
Super Mario
Oh Mario how you jump
Those goombas you do krump
Throwing fire from your hands
Exploring so many new lands
The princess is kidnapped
Oh my this is harder than fixing a leaky tap
Bowser is up to his evil schemes
With your brother and Yoshi you will team
You’ll need that star
If you are to make it far
Coins are sure to help
If you get hit with a koopa shell it will sure to leave a welt
Jump over those gaps
Avoid those traps
Look out for plants that want to eat a wary plumber
To avoid that fire you’ll have to be a fast runner
But it’s all in a day’s work for Mario
Next after Bowser you can tackle the evil Wario