Vintage video game poetry...update Zelda
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Vintage video game poetry...update Zelda

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I wrote this one day bored. It is 100% oringal and written by me.

It's not ment to be great poetry but moreso just having fun

Look out it’s the little pink puff
He may not look tough
But he’ll suck you up into his belly
All the enemies are like his personal deli
He will absorb his enemies powers
He’ll climb up to the top of that tower
With a suck
He’ll get a sword to cut
With an inhale
He’ll get a parasail
He can even get lasers
He’ll shoot discs sharp as razors
Battling evil trees and clouds
No matter what, Kirby pleases a crowd
Soon it will be the final battle with King DeeDee
This battle is much harder than the tree
With your wits and courage on your side
Kirby will turn the tide
Kirby will be the winner
Unfortunately he won’t be any trimmer

Posted by CplHicks
on Friday, July 17, 2009
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Top-notch comix -
Thursday, December 3, 2009
awesome!
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CplHicks -
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Way ahead of you.

Legend of Zelda

Oh Link you are on a quest
Your courage and wits will be put to the test
You wield the master sword
With it you must defeat a dark Lord
Use your bombs to find hidden rooms
Hurry up and rescues princess Zelda soon
Hookshots are sure to help
Look out for octocks who stones they will pelt
Moblins will attack a traveler unwary
To survive this quest be sure to collect fairies
In the dungeon don’t get lost
For at the end there will be a boss
The fight will be long
But Link will emerge victorious as he is strong
Strike with your silver arrow
Make that evil Gannon chill right down to his marrow
You will only get one shot
With it Gannon must be stopped
With Gannon defeated the triforce is in good hands
With the triforce and Zelda head back to hyrule lands
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Top-notch comix -
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
lol sweet! yOU NEED TO MAKE A LEGEND OF ZELDA ONE (ugh... caps lock!)

I also think a Ghostbusters one would be awesome!
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CplHicks -
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Here's another:

Super Mario

Oh Mario how you jump
Those goombas you do krump
Throwing fire from your hands
Exploring so many new lands
The princess is kidnapped
Oh my this is harder than fixing a leaky tap
Bowser is up to his evil schemes
With your brother and Yoshi you will team
You’ll need that star
If you are to make it far
Coins are sure to help
If you get hit with a koopa shell it will sure to leave a welt
Jump over those gaps
Avoid those traps
Look out for plants that want to eat a wary plumber
To avoid that fire you’ll have to be a fast runner
But it’s all in a day’s work for Mario
Next after Bowser you can tackle the evil Wario
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HeartBreakKid -
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Id love to see them
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CplHicks -
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
I have more
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Top-notch comix -
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
I Laughed so hard when you first posted this! I can't believe I never posted on this thread before!
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The Real Question -
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
this remind of story my frined dared to me to make a rap song about anythin till the end of the school day and I said 'anythin???' he said 'yes' and I went to work and it took me to about to classes to finsh it...good times....
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HeartBreakKid -
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
wow I just found this.... awesome job
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Darththomas -
Friday, July 17, 2009
That's funny man, could imagine eminem or Dr Dre using that on their next album, get it copy righted before they read it, you'll be sorry if you don't and a couple of years down the line someones making money off it
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