I`m in Pain !!!

I have a HUGE scar down my chest from when I was 10,I was climbinging a tree and I slid down and this branch cut me right down the middle...it hurt so much..I had to get this weird big baindaid sortof thing

Nothing, we just had six cats that were all crazy. Those cats loved me, they just were building my character.

Two cat related incidents ay

Hah! None of you have experienced intense pain at the age of seven! At that age, I was watching my cat chew a cardboard tube. Then I thought "Gee, is that good for her?" So I grabbed the tube, intending to pick it up. My cat, still innocently chewing on the tube, bit clean through my left thumb, even the nail. To this day, there is a dent in that nail in the same spot. Also, At 13, I was lying on my bed. My other cat jumped onto my face, not knowing it was there. She cut me from the corner of my right eye about two inches down the side of my face. There is still a faintly visible scar there, just a hair lighter than the rest of my face. Both these injuries took about 2 weeks to fully recover from.

seriously...head still hurts...

Man!!, killer fart
Just goes to show toilet humour ISN'T always funny.

I think we both know ....I know what you did last summer.

Why in the hell would I deserve that???

so last night round 2am, I get up to take a leak...you know too much beer earlier gotta pee feeling?? anyway, I am half asleep, takin a piss and I had to fart...I guess I tried too hard, cause I blacked out, hit my head on the towel rack and was unconcious for about an hour. I woke up on the bathroom floor later with a giant knot on my temple, still fn hurts!!!! worst of all, my wife was sound asleep and did not hear a thing....tru fn story!!
CAboose

I've had a few mishaps of the year (sorry no tattoos) rangeing from splattering my big toe with a 10ld mel hammer, to cutting the top of my index figer with rose cutter, but I think the worse pain I felt was when a car tyre rolled out of a fire and landed on my leg, now that hurt (im just dam please it didn't roll up a few more inchers .

So the other day, I decided to crack man-e-faces head open so it would be easier to paint his faces in the future sometime. I really didn't want to stab my hand with the screwdriver though



Ok, I know it doesn't look too bad, luckily it was a small screwdriver so it didn't butcher my hand too much and the wound sealed pretty quick. This picture shows how far into my hand I plunged the driver



This really hurt and bled like mad all over the kitchen floor, then my hand decided to swell up to twice its normal size. It still aches a bit now but it's not too bad. The moral of the story? Kids, don't play with screwdrivers .

That's not bad. Actually we have a cat with a shriveled ear like that but what's odd is his father had his ear end up the same way and it's the same ear. Our newest tom we got from my ex has turned into a real ahole and terrorizes the others and he and the old dominant tom are always sporting open wounds. You have to really watch where you pet them lol.

This is my cat Bacon, she is a black Bengal and last week she got in a scrap with my older cat Alyzeh, let's just say the young one will eventually learn...here's the out come

BACON

ALYZEH ( she has a cauliflower ear " the right one " )

End result is a nice chunk out of the back of her head

I agree it does hurt like crazy , so don't try it kids !!!!!!

my arms have pretty much faded. I apparently tried patterns on them but it failed lol. We should take this time to discourage folks from taking knives or other sharp objects to themselves because it hurts way more than you can imagine.

Tattooed then took a scalpel to them
Hurt like hell but its all about the art lol

Did you brand those onto you or carve them? I can tell they're scar tissue.

Hot Lips !!!!

Over the weekend on the 12th I was at an airsoft game. We were scouting an area and we got ambushed, I'm the runner in our group. I'm small, fast, and they always send me as the courier. As soon as we get hit I know where our secondary group is so I start firing and looking towards the gap in a fence line. I run through the gap thinking, "Must be my lucky day!" Its a barbed wire fence, so there's no fast way to climb it or go under.

I catch barbed wire about 4 inches up in the middle of my shin, the gap wasn't as open as I thought. It digs about a half inch in and tears a good chunk out. My shin it opened up now in a way I can only describe as feeling like a piece of deli meat flapping around, I'm sent face first falling forward and roll off the 4ft embankment just in front of me, I shatter the plastic holster on my left jamming a few shards into my thigh while I come down mostly from the drop on my arm and shoulder.

AND WHAT DO I DO?! I get right back up, get my goggles back on, and start running again not even realizing I'm bleeding. I ain't got time to bleed.

See, some relationships just shouldn't happen. Doomed to end in pain and agony.


Just like Romeo and Juliet, they're parents told them they couldn't be together

See, some relationships just shouldn't happen. Doomed to end in pain and agony.

Exacto meet my two fingers and my thumb
Exacto: pleased to meet you two fingers and thumb
Two fingers and thumb: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

lol. I ended up with a small scar on my jaw. I had an abcess. It had been a lump for about a year then suddenly when my dr lanced it the thing got infected over night and turned into a massive bulge. Sadly it took my insurance a week to okay the surgery since I had to be in the hospital and put under since it was near the jawbone. That week was hell.

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Did that leave a scar? I cut my thumb open working on a model before, it royally sUcked because as always the slow @ss ER made me wait 5 hours. Then they sewed me up with full feeling.

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You have to yell at it for not cleaning it's room.

You and me both.

I wish our lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

I never understood "cutting"
And I was diagnosed with severe depression.
"I already hate everything.....why would I want to add more on top of that?"

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMO's

You sound like my girlfriends lol. Well to be honest part of the reaction might been to the beer I had lol

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMO's

I can totally relate to that. I wore long sleeved shirts for a long time because of a similar reason. The only difference was I hadn't had any bad reaction to meds.

No customizing for tow weeks!

Gonna sound like nothing after all the above but a couple of customs ago I cut a deep gouge in my thumb with a fresh exacto blade, that wasn't the bad bit I then did it twice more across the same place, looked like I had a small noughts and crosses board on my thumb and it stung like mad also I couldn't do any customizing for two weeks while it heeled

The worst pain I've ever been in was a while back when I started getting migraines. They would last for two hours and they fiscally swelled up my forehead. We went to the doctor about it and he said I was getting them because I had pulled a muscle in my neck. He gave me something to relax the muscle and it hasn't happened sense.

I only take something for my back when it locks up. like I said with my sedative it's basically a pain killer anyhow and anti psychotic so if I go psychopath I'm covered lol. I have scars on my arms from a bout of self mutilation after a bad reaction to some meds I was on. Took an xacto to each one and carved names and some other stuff in them and I vaguely remember. Ended up wearing long sleeved shirts in september to hide it and the one arm got infected so I had to scrub it open in the shower and then pour peroxide on it. I am now a firm believer and trying to get folks to go get help before they get that far.

Ouch !!!!!!!!

Most of mine are tattoo related ......

I have a set of lips carved in to my hand , firtly tattooed on then scalpled off
and a tattoo on my " bikini area " (a girls name down it )
dunno if that counts as pain or just stupidity lol

I`ve also got a dent in my skull lol got in a fight when I was 16 and ended up with a brick in my face , got about a 3 inch scar at the side of my left eye
where it hit and a dent the same size .

Seph no meds ? = hard as nails !!!

I take pain killers every day for my back , I honestly couldn`t work without them

Ouch!

Sure beats any of mine so far. Oh here's one for those of you who hate needles. Last 2 years in a row (around the same time every year) when I was toying with the weight loss surgery they had to jam a needle into my wrist to get blood from the artery in it. Last year wasn't bad but the year before my wrist was black and purple and unable to move for a a week.

Ouch!

I'm on a sedative daily and they already knock me out for 12 hours if I take them at the right time so I figured no point ni mixing them and end up asleep for a week lol

^ Have something against pain meds?

I was in a car accident when I was about......ten? years old.
Smacked my face on the dash.
Fractured my jaw & Knocked out six teeth.
My gums on the top of my mouth were torn and hanging down onto my tongue.
I can feel were they were stitched back together.

I got stitches with full feeling still and I walked around with an exposed nerve in my mouth for 4 years after I broke a tooth. Not to mention the surgery on my jaw in 2009 and in 2007 the surgery under my arm which I didn't take the pain pills for.

Not a horror story, but I have a bad knee. It would not be an exaggeration to say it hurts all the time....and that blows.

lol ok you guys win , an armpit tattoo doesn't compete

I had an 8 foot long icicle get dropped on my hand a few weeks ago........

Dropped a katana on my foot once...

I punched a metal stapler on the lower lip of my younger brother when we were young... does that count?