After my Spider-Ham figure was decapitated :(, I decided to put it to use instead of throwing it away.

First, I reattached the head to the neck with hot glue. Unfortunately, neck movements are no longer possible.
Painted the whole figure dark grey and left it to dry.
After sealing it with varnish, I got some red paint and painted the areas that needed to be red (eyes,ears, etc)
,left that dry and sealed with more varnish.

Finally, I got some white paint and a toothpick and finished of the eyes and nose, more varnish.

(As an aside, I attempted a red wash, but was unsatisfied with the results, so I gave up on that idea.)