There are many Tomes of Eldritch and Arcane Knowledge. LE GRANDE GRIMOIRE, THE NECRONOMICOM and Worst and most evil of all - THE LOST SONG OF SHA-WADDY WADDY!!!....It is said that by playing this hellborn record backwards - one can awaken the Cult of The Evil Ted....Demonic Sha-Waddy Waddan Priests - dedicated to recreating Rock n roll hell on earth - May Summon forth the Evil Ted to do their bidding.........However after stabbing the record's previous owner to death trying to attain its secrets - an amateur necromancer has acquired the album...But having carried out the ritual of playing the record backwards, he found that the record had been scratched in his morally dubious aquistion....... And so the record skips over part of the incantation needed to control the necrotic remains of a razor-wielding, 1950s Teddy boy bada$$ - The very vessel of the demonic force of the Evil Ted - who is now Unbound to walk the night in his search of fresh flesh and 50s rock n roll...THIS IS THE NIGHT OF THE UNLIVING TED!!!


The Figure was Made using a Celebration Bilbo Baggins LOTR figure and using a twist tie wire armature to expand its arms (using the original figs forearms) and make them Ultra Flexible with red duct tape wrapped around, slashed, rubbed with a black wash and repainted to match the Hobbit's red coat. The face is scratch built.The feet are off a Movie Maniacs AOD Ash and the Razor Blade is off a Reservoir Dogs Mr Blonde fig.