GWAR's Flattus Maximus"
Age: Unknown
Date of birth: Tomorrow
Home planet: Planet home
Favorite color: Brown
Favorite T.V. show: Barney
Last book read: Can't read
Last book written: Can't write
Hobbies: Hooked on Phonics
Last raped orifice: Lives in Dallas
Favorite celebrity: Gor-Gor
When I get mad: I fart
What shames me: Incontinence

"The Armored Clown", Flattus attributes his explosive guitar-style to a strict diet of vegetarians. Often the brunt of cruel jokes, to which he replies with devastating farts.

8th figure in the GWAR line. Their guitarist was made using a Marvel Urban Legends Daredevil and Fixit Sculpt. His shoulder pads and club were made from super sculpey. His deadlocks are hemp robe. Each dino shoulder pad was sculpted individually not casted as I originally wanted to do. But I didn't have the time and they came out almost identical, which I am happy about.