"Yes, kindly step all the way in, Mr. President. We frightfully unlivable here, so this should accommodate you, being of such high ranks. The carriage that will carry you into the moldering sanctum of the spirit world approaches, so please, Mr. President, kindly watch your step. We find there is wall to wall creeps, and hot and cold running chills. Shhhh, listen-"
"Oooohhhhh...."
"AHAHAHAHAH!" *knockknockknockknock*
"AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGH!"
"LEMME OUTTA HERE! LEMME OUT! *BANG* AAAAGH! LEMME OUT!"
The president spoke.
"This being a southern plantation home, I must reconsider..."
"Oh, Mr. President, theres no need for that- we all are past our differences. Oh, here comes Madame Leota!"
"Bird in the sky, worm in the ground, show us some music, show us a sound!" Music played all around the presidents carriage.
"I really do think that I should leave-"
"No, sir, remember, theres always room for one more! Look, heres your suite!"
The president looked inside and said, "you promised me wall to wall cobwebs, creaking doors and creaking floors."

Head, Gloves, and Legs- Ghost Rider
Upper Body- SS Trunks
Beard and Hair- Fixit Sculpt