Through no short amount of action figure mutilation, EG cobbles together the mean Jean-lovin' mutant with shiny claws. Face-stomping boots, brain-crushing pecs, and an oiled leather hat to keep away moisture so his feral hairdo can spring back to life are also part of the arsenal.

Amazingly none of the various parts used look forced together, the proportions work for this stout hero (assuming "stout" means buzzed and cranky). Sculpted wrinkles were also added to the jeans to stunt the appearance of painted meat. The best part about this fig is that you can own it now! Check EG's ebay auction and take your best shot, bub.