"Yeah! I- wai- whattt??? When did this fanfic crapola go down!? I'll be right back, I gotta go find the paint-sniffer who made this and fuse the two sides of his brain back together!"

Wait! You can't go offing our audience! We'll lose ad revenue!

"The hell do I care about lousy ad-!"

Then we can't pay you!

"Oh. Right. Hey, that evil scarf is pretty sweet!"