Bootleg Buster Toys has to be the world's most prolific bootleg figure customizer. He doesn't just maul the poor little plastic people and prolong their miserable shelf life, he also makes resin clones of their disfigured bodies, further mutating them into copies of fake replicas.

The characters he makes with the abominable parts are shocking to most people's senses, often writing descriptions that are just as disorienting. In other words, art at its finest.