Why does Thor still talk like that! Drives me nuts, but at least it's not as bad as Spiderman's constant quips.

Oh, great, now that dweeb has the power of Thor- uh, hey, Spider-Thor! Always said I liked you, buddy!

Marko brings the thunder with one of the coolest Spider-variants, based on fanart by another fan who's a fan of talking funny and smashing stuff with hammers.

I like the steely gaze of the eyes, but what really sells the design are the bits of webbing at the top of the boots and gloves. Those wisps of detail are just enough to let us know exactly who is joy-riding Mjolnir this week, without aesthetically hitting us over the head with an aggressive spider logo, or giant helmet wings.