HELLO PUNIES! WELCOME TO HULK MUSIC SHOW STARRING HULK'S PUNK BAND, RADIOACTIVE TALKING TUMORS! GRRARRG! HULK CAN'T SAY THAT MANY TIMES FAST, NEED TO CHANGE NAME TO SOMETHING EASY, LIKE ANGRY MUTANT PICKLE. IT'S ALSO LIKE METAPHOR FOR HULK'S SOUL, BEAUTIFUL, TASTY, AND BUMPY. MAYBE LITTLE BIT SLIMY,STILL GOOD THOUGH.

IT'S HARD TO FIND SKINNY JEANS IN HULK'S SIZE, SO PANTS RIP ALL OVER! THE BAND SAY IT'S COOLER THAT WAY, HULK AGREE, BREEZE GOING THROUGH UNDERWEAR IS NICE!

HULK NOT SURE ABOUT SPIKY HAIR, IT COST SO MUCH TO BUY BUCKET OF HAIR GEL AND BAND CAN'T EVEN AFFORD GAS FOR PARTY VAN, HULK HAVE TO BE CARRYING VAN ON BACK AND RUN TO NEW GIGS- WAIT, WAIT MINUTE, STOP INTERVIEW, HULK HAVE TO GO PEE IN ALLEY, BE RIGHT BACK.

HAHAHAHAA SUCKER, HULK NOT COMING BACK! OOPS, NOW WALL IS MELTING AND ALLEY IS GLOWING GREEN...WE STILL GET PAID RIGHT?